Important: New Tax Regulations 2007/2008

[Perry Mason]

2007/8 TAXATION CHANGES...

The only thing that the CRA has not taxed yet is the penis.

This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole.

On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!


However, Mr. Harper will annouce, tomorrow, a new tax scheme effective July 1st, 2007. The penis will now be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:
- 10 - 12" Luxury Tax - $300.00
- 8 - 10" Pole Tax - $250.00
- 5 - 8" Privilege Tax - $150.00
- 4 - 5" Nuisance Tax - $30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file for capital gains.

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.

Perry

 

[i_am_good]

2007/8 TAXATION CHANGES...

The only thing that the CRA has not taxed yet is the penis.

...

Progressive tax? Flat rate?

 

[Perry Mason]

Can we file for credit if under 4"

If you are under 4" you should file for bankruptcy... but you will get a tax credit!

Perry

 

[m91us]

Perry,

Thanks for the heads up! My application will be submitted tomorrow for the under 4" credit. Bankruptcy is a bit harsh. I'll prepare an objection just in case they "short" change me on the credit.

 

[Berlin]

Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.

Sweeet !