In light of the return of Asian Sensation to her trolling ways....

[Goober Mcfly]

Here's a blast from the past:

Watching SUBDAVE's messages about bright cultures I remembered that in the last few years I have been studying and extrapolating undeniable truths about the subject. Ever since the "Bell Curve" came out I started my own investigation by reading dozens of history books and even going to other countries to prove my thesis right. I have developed a theory that is greater than the Bell Curve.


But the book never told us the reason why this. Never mind the fact that it was written by a Jew and he twisted numbers to his own favor but he purposedly missed out some important points. His theory that whites are literally more intelligent than blacks and latins is bullshit, if this was true then there wouldn't be so many dumb whites in Alabama and Arkansas that think Australia is a neighbor of Switzerland. I'm more intelligent than 90% of the white population in North America, the 10% above me are philosophers, NASA engineers, teachers and college educators ect,ect. So there's a flaw on the Bell Curve's theory of overall complete superiority of some races over others. If the Bell Curve was correct than ALL whites would be smarter than me.

But we can't deny that whites overall seem like the smarter race due to all the shit they have invented, TV, space travel, computers, cars, planes. But they didn't invent those things for the simple reason of being white and blond-haired. Here is where my theory comes to place, this is where my hypothesis is more prudent than the Bell Curve's.

Whites in general tend to be smarter and more industrious than other races because of WEATHER and ENVIRONMENT. When you are in a cold place with nothing to do for 5 months of the year your brain swells and will impulsively try to develope things. When whites all lived in Europe that continent was a shitty cold and rainy pigpen. There was nothing to do during winter months and this is how the industrial revolution came to being. Hundreds of millions of whites doing nothing in the winter indoors produced a great deal of innovations and technology. Meanwhile blacks and latin americans were fucked in their tropical paradises. It was always hot and sunny and with overtly sexual women tropical people didn't cared much about spending 8 hours a day indoors inventing stuff. Tropical Latinos spent too much time screwing their bronze godesses and enjoying tropical life while neglecting their innovation skills for hundreds of years. Our brains shrinked. I have proven this theory with my own persona.

When I lived in my country I didn't give a shit about nothing. I was a party-crasher. My father had 3 successful sandwich/milkshake shops, they served hundreds of people each a day. I had the money to live the good life. My country is sunny, hot and vibrant 350 days of the week. There are cute girls everywhere. I spent my life running around on the beach in my Jeep Wrangler all the time picking up girls and drinking rum till dropping unconcious. It was carnival all-year-round. I never picked up a book or cared for technology. I never studied, I skipped school. Then I came to Canada. Everything changed. I had to be stuck 5 months of the winter inside a 17th floor apartment. By force I had to watch Rush Limbaugh, CTV, the CBC, and had to read books. To kill time I had to read books and study. I became smart and intelligent. Why? Because of the weather and the environment. If I had stayed back home I would be a happy guy but alas with no brains. But here in Canada I became smarter due to the brutal canuck winter. I scored a whopping IQ of 178 on the Weschler scale in 2001 (182 on the Binary-Modus scale). If I go back to my country I will retain all this intelligence, even if I indulge in my old tropical nature.

This is the reason why Australians are still intelligent even after they moved to a tropical and desert-like land, because after eons of dready cold in Europe they still have that winter-enhanced intelligence in their genes. It's no coincidence that the most intelligent humans live in the upper northern hemisphere. Japan, Sweden, Norway, Britain, germany, Koreans and Northern Chinese. The less-innovative people live in the tropics, the Caribbean, ect,ect where the climate is hotter and life is happier. It's no coincidence that less intelligent white Americans live in the hillbilly states of Alabama, Mississipi, Texas and Arkansas. Those states have a climate similar to Tahiti....hot and sunny. More classy and respectful white Americans live in New England...........it has a climate similar to Europe's, Hmmmmmm I rest my case.

Ah, the memories...

 

[great bear]

Let me get this straight: Sub Dave knows Asian Sensation. Correct? Neither of them is Spartacus. Correct? Oriental Jennifer has not met Asian Sensation. Correct? Sheik has training wheels on his bike. Correct? Asian Sensation wants to spend an evening with Great Bear. Correct?

 

[Questor]

ect ect?? That's got to be that brilliant linguist and literary scholar alien. Am I correct?

 

[xarir]

Too much time on our hands before your b-day Goob?

 

[trek5]

Too much time on our hands before your b-day Goob?

more like an obsession ...

 

[Spode]

Similar to the weird obsession you seem to have of him on another board; which obviously dates back to his moderation of your activities here on TERB?

Why do you use all these multiple handles?

I fully understand someone doing this if they want to take a stand about certain issues or complexities relating to the industry and while doing so, not wanting to be identified by their "stage name". However, you use this handle and others (full metal, bushism, csb, et al) to make racist, insulting comments and/or stir the pot under an unknown identity. Why?

I truly don't understand

Well Goober!!!

In the words of Nelson Munz...HA HA

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Well Goober!!!

In the words of Nelson Munz...HA HA

What? Because I have a hot intelligent woman sticking up for me against a not-hot stupid* one?

Ha-ha! indeed.

</thanks Vanessa>






*my opinion

 

[Berlin]

I say ban the multi handle shit disturbing farker !

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I say ban the multi handle shit disturbing farker !

Leave me out of this Berlin!

*Looks at Berlin*

OH.....

Sorry, ban the women!

 

[AMWBT]

trolling

Similar to the weird obsession you seem to have of him on another board; which obviously dates back to his moderation of your activities here on TERB?

Why do you use all these multiple handles?

I fully understand someone doing this if they want to take a stand about certain issues or complexities relating to the industry and while doing so, not wanting to be identified by their "stage name". However, you use this handle and others (full metal, bushism, csb, et al) to make racist, insulting comments and/or stir the pot under an unknown identity. Why?

I truly don't understand

I know - it seems incomprehensible, especially over a long period of time, but what I've concluded is that some people really and truly don't have a life except on internet messageboards. She sees herself, apparently, as some kind of internet messageboard superstar, as pathetic as that is.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I know - it seems incomprehensible, especially over a long period of time, but what I've concluded is that some people really and truly don't have a life except on internet messageboards. She sees herself, apparently, as some kind of internet messageboard superstar, as pathetic as that is.

It's even more pathetic to us REAL messageboard superstars.

What?



Stop laughing.

 

[Spode]

What? Because I have a hot intelligent woman sticking up for me against a not-hot stupid* one?

Ha-ha! indeed.

</thanks Vanessa>






*my opinion

I thought Vanessa was talking about you

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I thought Vanessa was talking about you

Say sorry.....

I don't use multiple handles.

</A.Gorilla>

 

[Spode]

Say sorry.....

I don't use multiple handles.

</A.Gorilla>

Sorry </A.Gorilla>

 

[Tallman1]

Multiple Handles..

Hell, if anyone can figure out multiple handles they are sharper than dumb ass me.
I got one handle and hell I can't even post gibberish with that one...

It is a shame to see people putting other people and groups of people down... Get a life.. If you want to put someone down.......... Then do it to me.. I can take it.....

Vanessa love the posts................................intelligent AND sensitive... Keep it up (well I know you do ) Others would do well to learn by it......... but then you wouldn't be posting as much

 

[trek5]

Happy Birthday Goober

have a good one ....................

 

[WhaWhaWha]

.. If you want to put someone down.......... Then do it to me.. I can take it.....

What... No takers?

</fish in a barrel>

 

[Tallman1]

The real challenge would be....

making more fun of me.. than I already do!!!

What... No takers?

</fish in a barrel>