Inappropriate songs for making out

[gar]

We've had threads about favorite songs for making out. Now it's time for songs that shouldn't be played to set the mood.

Here's a few of mine to get the thread started

Bob Marley--No Woman No Cry
Tom Petty--You're Jamming Me

 

[Meesh]

How about:

My Girl Bill
Only Women Bleed
You're 16 (You're Beautiful and You're Mine)
How Deep is Your Love
It Don't Come Easy

 

[Prophet]

Nine Inch Nails -- Head Like a Hole
Black Flag -- My War

 

[Prophet]

Anything off of Joe's Garage by Frank Zappa, unless you are dating a Catholic schoolgirl

 

[Shallow Throat]

Havin' My Baby
Anything by the Villiage People

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Anything by Celine Dion makes my testicles withdraw back into my body.

 

[TimeofYourLife]

Anything by Megadeath, Pantera or AC/DC

 

[PDL007]

In my time of Dying - Led Zepplin

 

[Berlin]

Who let the dogs out ? - by The Baha Men

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What's Love Got To Do With It - Tina Turner.

As an added note this song should not be played at a wedding.

 

[Berlin]

Short dick man - by 20 Fingers
Mr. personality - " "

Almost anything by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
His polka tracks might be right for scoring ...ahem....very mature Euro ladies though.

 

[Big Bear]

Who let the dogs out

I agree on Who Let the Dogs Out. They played this once at Fantasia when they had their parade of girls. You should have seen the faces on the girls as they were being introduced and the laughter in the audience. It was priceless.

 

[lucifer]

My Additions

Depending on the situation..

Fast Love- George Michael.. [read the lyrics]

Closer - NIN ..[might offend the vegan, closet feminazi]..

 

[CyberGoth]

on behalf of canada, I'd like to appologise for letting celine dion loose on the world.

 

[shack]

I'm Not In Love--10cc.
You Have Placed A Chill In My Heart--Eurythmics
Hey Joe--Jimi Hendrix ("Gonna shoot my old lady down")

 

[lucifer]

Some other songs..

Eminem - Superman. [especially]

and any other eminem song that is misogynist enough....

 

[Meesh]

How about...

"Release Me"

 

[Berlin]

Tainted Love - by Soft Cell

 

[CyberGoth]

anything by Diamanda Galas!

happy talk by Captain Sensible.

or maybe....

the killing game extended Tryptamine remixx by Skinny Puppy

or hmm

HEADCLEANER by Einsturzende Neubauten [on loud with the treble maxed] note: neubauten is great dental surgery music.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

"My Ding-a-ling" Chuck Berry

"Horse with no name" America

"What's new pussycat?" Tom Jones

"Convoy" C.W.McCall

"Beat it" Michael Jackson

"Little Bitty" Alan Jackson

"On My Own" Patty Labelle and Michael McDonald

"She thinks my tractor's sexy" Kenny Chesney

"Witchy Woman" The Eagles