Inappropriate songs for making out

[mrpolarbear]

Zappa's I want a nasty jewish princess.

 

[Top Jimmy]

Damn. Make it thru 6 pages and Dogman beats me by 4 posts.

Electric Chairs: If U don't want to fuck me...
Elton John: Someone Saved My Life Tonight (it kills me that this actually showed up on his "Love Songs" collection. I wanted to call up the label and complain, but it was too damn funny.)
Venom: Bloodlust

 

[reaper29]

Spinal Tap- "Big Bottom, My Girl's Got 'Em"
Spinal Tap- "Hell Hole"
Metallica-"Ain't my Bitch"

 

[jerbear]

Zappa's I want a nasty jewish princess.

"with overworked gums who sqeaks when she cums."

 

[Samantha Jones]

"Circular Impression"

Star Wars Themes

anything by Ann Murray( they used to play them at ballroom dance class- that was bad enough!)

any Xmas Carole

any National Anthem(unless she's wearing a flag and stripping)

Megadeath- anything

Love for Sale- Billie Holiday

anything by Johnny Cash , Lenoard Cohen, or Al Yankovitch


One client amazingly found and gave me a cd with a Brit song "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha" that was ingenuity!

 

[Samantha Jones]

was that your flagpole?

 

[Quickdraw]

Ones On The Way - Loretta Lynn
Bitch - the Stones
Cattle Call - Slim Whitman
River of Shit - The Fugs

 

[Hornet]

Theme song from COPS!

 

[gibsomstreet]

"Transfusion", Nervous Norvous

 

[bobistheowl]

Stealer's Wheel - "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Kinks - "Lola"
Rhoda & the AKA Special - "The Boiler"
Divine - "You Think You're a Man"
Culture Club - "Karma Chameleon" (...'you come and go...')
Neil Young - "Stupid Girl

 

[HowardHughes]

My list of the worst songs:


Anything by Barry Manilow

The theme song to "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly"

Bing Crosby Christmas carols - in fact, any Christmas carol, period

Rosemary Clooney

"The Gallows Pole" - Led Zeppelin

"Hey Joe" - Gimmie Wheatabix (sorry, Jimi Hendrix)


There are so many out there...I shudder to think...

 

[diva631]

Bob and Tom Camel Tones- Camel Toes

Not a good song for doing the deed to Funnier then hell tho