you should watch the movie "breast men". Was actually a pretty good movie based on the inventors of the implant.....
As for the elfin ears: no different than people who:
get their tongue forked
horn implants
stainless steel balls implanted
scarification
burning
and let's not forget all the extreme piercings...I mean, the clit's a beautiful thing: it doesn't need ornamentation lol....
Next is DIY dentistry...
1. Get a friend...Check.
2. Hammer and chisel...Check.
3. Drill...Check.
4. Tequila...Check.
You're ready for your root canal.
God bless those little misguided sluts who get this done. It used to be back in the day if you were angry at daddy then you banged an older man. Now you get your ears clipped so you can enjoy your fantasy world AND still bang a man as old as your Daddy.