Is part of the Bible a fraud ?

Tibber

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According to historians

The New testament and in particular the gospels that tell the story of Jesus's life (all 4 slightly different) were written several years after Jesus's death. It is likely that these four men never met or knew Jesus. They were not disciples. Whether you consider the king James version as the original (by the way James was king of england in the 15th Century) or not, is irrelevant.

Over the years various christian religions and sects have screwed around with the interpretaion of the bible, added their own set of rules, and completely bastardised the real meaing of christianity.

If God and Jesus love us so much, why the hell are we supposed to feel guilty for merely thinking about something fun? No I prefer a more holistic approach to GOD. We are all here for the experience, We are all God's children, We can do no wrong (in god's eyes). There is no hell.

This is also why fundamentalism.... those nuts who take words and phrases out of the bible (or the Koran or any other book related to a religion) and translate them literally for their own purposes to brain wash the uneducated.... of anykind is very VERY dangerous. Just look at George Bush, Osama Bin Laden both fundamentalists of their own religions and both very VERY dangerous.
 

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Tibber said:
We are all here for the experience, We are all God's children, We can do no wrong (in god's eyes). There is no hell.
That sounds like Hassidic Judaism to me. :)
 
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eyeofthedragon said:
here are some of my favorite bible verses
Being a devote believer, I have some fav quotes of my own:

Electric word "life", that means forever, and that's a mighty long time.
Prince, 1984

Give me time to realize my crime, let me love and steal.
Culture Club, 1983

I stumble into town just like a sacred cow, visions of swastikas in my head.
David Bowie, 1984

Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box, religion is the smile on a dog.
Edie Brickill & New Bohemians, 1985

Seventeen has turned thirty-five, I'm surprised that we're still living.
John Cougar Mellancamp, 1986

There is a deeper world than this that you don't understand.
Sting, 1985

With a little perserverance you can get things done.
Corey Hart, 1985

You'll find a god in every golden cloister, if you're lucky the god's a she.
Murray's Head, 1985

By order of the prophet, we ban that boogey sound.
Clash, 1983

Back at base, bugs in the software, flash the message, something's out there.
Nena, 1984 - translated

And finally,

A man can tell a thousand lies
I've learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell
- Madonna, 1986
 

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Yes. Except for the bit where God says, "Vancouver Femme Fatale is sooooo hot", and then Jesus says, "Dude...I'd hit it!"

And yes; I'm going to hell even sooner than I thought.
 

Tibber

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WhaWhaWha said:
That sounds like Hassidic Judaism to me.
I wouldn't know ... All I know of the hasidics is driving through Montreal to find some good bagels and seeing all the funny hats ... :eek:

If I was to guess, I'd lump them in with the fundamentalists ... They just hide it well and keep it to themselves.
 

Tibber

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TOVisitor said:
What is God's first name?

Harold.

"Hark old Harold's angels sing ..."

"Our father which art in heaven, Harold be thy name ..."
I can't accept that....


"Oh HAROLD, I"M CUMMING" just doesn't do it for me ... :(
 

gypsy121

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WhaWhaWha said:
That sounds like Hassidic Judaism to me. :)
If that is what it sounds like to you...then you don't know much about the Hassids. They a fire & brimstone bunch!

gypsy
 

gypsy121

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I have nothing to do with this site. I just thought it was funny. The bumper stickers are great.

gypsy
 

The Shake

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gypsy121 said:
Since we're all going to hell anyway you might want to be sharply dressed. Does the wife need a new "What Would Jesus Do" Thong. Get that and many other exciting gifts to gaurantee eternal damnation right here.

http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist

I have nothing to do with this site. I just thought it was funny. The bumper stickers are great.

gypsy
I'm more interested in Who Would Jesus Do.
 

Svend

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Jesus was really into the foot bathing, possibly massage too.
If my church brought these in as holy sacraments given by the minister, I'd go every week.
Fuck those bland wafers and the watery wine - I need my souls tended to.
 
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