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Jenna Jameson is pregnant.

RTRD

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That is...

...one unattractive woman.

As an aside, does anyone anywhere believe that marriage proceeds pregnancy anymore?
 

21pro

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that poor baby is gonna slip out like a bar a soap in a shower stall.
 

insidevoice

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Yeah, isn't that terrible? I truly don't know why women get work done to their faces as it never seems to turn out well.
 

Dewalt

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Oh 21Pro that is such an AWESOME line!

Mind if I steal it and use it at the office?

:)

Is it just me or is she starting to look like a creepy version of Natasha Stilwell? Now THAT I would hit just for the "weirdness" factor.
 

smylee52

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Talk about an unusual set of parents :

Daddy beats men senseless .
Mommy fucks men senseless .

I can hardly wait to see this youngster on Larry King or Jerry Springer type shows talking about growing up in that household.
 

Shallow Throat

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21pro said:
that poor baby is gonna slip out like a bar a soap in a shower stall.
Normally, I'd agree. However, if the kid takes after the daddy, it could still be a "stretch". Tito Ortiz has a big head.
 

K Douglas

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Well the good thing is she'll put on some weight.
 

jimmyt

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Hopefully she does realize that she will gain weight now? She'll have to ditch the bag o' bones look.
 

Tarkus

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Either these drapes go or I do!

jazzpig said:
No.
I'm suggesting she has a writing style very similar to Oscar Wilde's.
I thought you may have been suggesting that there was a portrait in her attic depicting her becoming more and more virginal?
 
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