Review of Jersey
I had the pleasure of an appointment with Jersey today. I think I might have….
…Wow….
acquired an affliction. All during the week I worked hard with sharp focus. I had many projects, difficult requirements, challenges that required rapped….
…Wow….
attention. It was a very productive week, that is, until I met Jersey. Now I’ve trying to write a review. But I can seem….
…Wow…
seem to focus. My mind keeps wandering. I pick a task to work on, and as soon I get started I’m not sure what happens…
...Wow…
but I seem to zone out for a bit. I think I might have ADD. My attention totally wanders. . I’m not sure what…
…Wow…
to do. I’m going to have to find a cure. Wait, I think I have a cure. I know how to regain absolute laser focus. I’m sure this will work! If I go see Jersey, I won’t be able to let my mind wander. The curve of her jaw line, the beautiful smile, the perfect shape. Wow! My ADD will be cured….well, at least for an hour!
Would I recommend her? No way, stay away from her! Wait, that won’t work. She will need others to keep her attention until I can return. Okay, I highly recommend her to the guys that will treat her nice, at least until I get back to town. You jerks can just keep staying away from her. (we know that you are reading this). When I return, you guys need to STOP TAKING MY APPOINTMENT SLOTS.
…Wow…
What the hell? I started writing this hours ago. Now I don’t have time to write a review I’ll just have to settle for ‘WOW’. Okay, I have to get back to working on that very important….
…Wow…
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I had the pleasure of an appointment with Jersey today. I think I might have….
…Wow….
acquired an affliction. All during the week I worked hard with sharp focus. I had many projects, difficult requirements, challenges that required rapped….
…Wow….
attention. It was a very productive week, that is, until I met Jersey. Now I’ve trying to write a review. But I can seem….
…Wow…
seem to focus. My mind keeps wandering. I pick a task to work on, and as soon I get started I’m not sure what happens…
...Wow…
but I seem to zone out for a bit. I think I might have ADD. My attention totally wanders. . I’m not sure what…
…Wow…
to do. I’m going to have to find a cure. Wait, I think I have a cure. I know how to regain absolute laser focus. I’m sure this will work! If I go see Jersey, I won’t be able to let my mind wander. The curve of her jaw line, the beautiful smile, the perfect shape. Wow! My ADD will be cured….well, at least for an hour!
Would I recommend her? No way, stay away from her! Wait, that won’t work. She will need others to keep her attention until I can return. Okay, I highly recommend her to the guys that will treat her nice, at least until I get back to town. You jerks can just keep staying away from her. (we know that you are reading this). When I return, you guys need to STOP TAKING MY APPOINTMENT SLOTS.
…Wow…
What the hell? I started writing this hours ago. Now I don’t have time to write a review I’ll just have to settle for ‘WOW’. Okay, I have to get back to working on that very important….
…Wow…
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