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ok this is for all the ladies in terb

rant about a client (no names) let it out

ie. bellow are just a few i have read about or experienced myself

1. i get the occasional call from men wanting to barter my price down.

2. men who make appointments and dont show.

3.men who show up and think they can get a free peek.
 

Lou Siffer

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OK, so I'm breaking the rules already...
I just wanna say up front that many ladies are disappointed when I do show up and even more so when I stay.
 

snowleopard

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Looooooooou

Lou Siffer said:
OK, so I'm breaking the rules already...
I just wanna say up front that many ladies are disappointed when I do show up and even more so when I stay.
Maybe you need a new persona ...
maybe try the pussycat thing

 

Lou Siffer

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snowleopard said:
Maybe you need a new persona ...
maybe try the pussycat thing

I like it... but pink makes my ass look fat.

Next rant... guys who hijack the ladies' rant threads...
 

snowleopard

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Lou Siffer said:
Next rant... guys who hijack the ladies' rant threads.
Hate those fuckers ...

if I were an SP (which btw I'm not) I would love it when johns try to bargain, don't show up, or ask for a free peek ... what's not to like? :rolleyes:
 

Lou Siffer

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amber-jade said:
twit......;)



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No need to be kind just 'cause we're in public. I remember last time... you tried to smother me with your pillow.
 
snowleopard said:
Hate those fuckers ...

If I were an SP (which btw I'm not) I would love it when johns try to bargain, don't show up, or ask for a free peek ... what's not to like?
Hey snowleopard... you better watch it... someone may label you with a nickname like "smartass" or something! :D (It has happened before... a couple times!)

Now back to our regularly scheduled rant... Sorry Ladies....
 

Lou Siffer

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amber-jade said:
true, but last time you tried to smother me with a ''tea bag'' as well ;)



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Well, yes, but having tested your limits on previous ocassions, I knew you could breathe through your ears.

When you had that pillow on my face, I just kept bucking and bucking, trying to free myself. I could swear I heard you squealing with delight.
 

snowleopard

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Cycleguy007 said:
Hey snowleopard... you better watch it... someone may label you with a nickname like "smartass" or something!
My ass may not be as smart as yours... but it's definitely cute ... though maybe not in pink :p

btw, sorry ladies ... slow day on terb ... Ray's away!
 

amber-jade

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BBW...secrets said:
ok this is for all the ladies in terb

rant about a client (no names) let it out
ie. bellow are just a few i have read about or experienced myself
.

2. men who make appointments and dont show.

.

thats the big one, why why why why ..?
:mad:





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Rockslinger

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Lou Siffer said:
When you had that pillow on my face, I just kept bucking and bucking, trying to free myself.
I'm sorry, what was the question again? Oh yes, I remember now. I'm not an SP guy but I'm sure this would apply to SP's as well. One common complaint that I hear from dancers are about guys trying to get them to do stuff that is not on the menu. For example, one dancer told me that this guy wanted her to ride around the VIP on his bike buck naked. She had to tell him politely that she doesn't do bikes (horses yes, but no bikes especially one with only one wheel).
 

snowleopard

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Cycleguy007 said:
It was kinda furry though... until you went to the spa... Did you know they made a nice blanket from your fur?
Sheesh .. et tu Brutus? First papasmerf, now you ... am I becoming just a bit paranoid, or should I be calling the SPCA, Greenpeace and the Snowleopard preservation society?
 

Twinklegirl

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AND, back to the original thread....

I agree Secrets, AND, the caller that askes a whole list of questions like he's conducting an interview. The next day, a caller asks a bunch of questions that sound strangely similar to the ones from the day before, and with the same voice. I finally said "are you making an appointment or not?" and he makes the appointment....and doesn't show. ASSH**E!

Or, (and no names are mentioned) a client finds some tiny thing to complain about and expects a freebee the next time around. Guys, if something is not working for you, your best bet is to say something right away so we can alter the position or do something to make it work. Waiting, and then complaining about something we had no idea was an issue or didn't even know was happening till days after the fact and expecting a freebee really appears suspicious. But, I have the customer is always right attitude. Still, I don't offer freebees.
 

Noir

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Oh! Oh! Oh! I have one..

*It's summer time and it's 200000 degrees outside. Yes. It's REALLY HOT so naturally, anyone who even looks outside would be sweating...*

chit chat chit chat....
Noir: Okie dokie, so here's a towel! Lets go shower! ^_^
*client sits down*
Noir: Don't you want to shower? Here. I can help you get undressed...
Client: Uh? Umm...*sweat sweat* I showered already. *shifty eyes*
Noir: .....

I don't understand the aversion to taking a shower. Yes, the washrooms aren't always that great, but they're clean. So are the towels. Thus: clean water + unused soap + more clean water + clean towel = Happy girl waiting to make you smile! ^_^ I've heard almost every excuse in the book for showering: I just came from the gym, I washed up in the public washroom to be fresh for you, I just drove over here and I SWEAR to you that my Kia has a shower in the back seat!:D lol..

PLEASE PLEASE take showers when they're offered. Heck, even if they're not take one anyway! We love freshly showered individuals! ^_^

</rant>
 

T.O.tourist

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snowleopard said:
Sheesh.... should I be calling the SPCA, Greenpeace and the Snowleopard preservation society?
I don't know if those gropups can help you, but PETA would love to have you over.
 
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