Lana- CMJ

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absolutegunhead

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Had a chance to visit her recently,

Face: 5
Not very stunning, typical next door girl vibe
Body: 5
Nowhere near as good as the photos, her implants are just poorly done, hard to be appreciated
Service: 4
Very little service other than the standard massage, no chemistry between us at all
Damage: 200

Won't repeat again.

Cheers,
Gunhead
 

dynomyte

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I remember that thread and the feel was she is hot but no personality or cold as ice. I saw her and would agree with that sentiment. My decision to see her was a misguided belief that I might click with her and her personality would be different with me. Got sucked in by the looks and wasted my time and money.
 

OtownMK

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I seem to recall gents weren't so much complaining about the boundaries but rather the all business demeanor and general lack of chemistry as a few have already mentioned here. This was my experience as well. I also had gone to see her hoping it would be different for me like a few say it was for them. I've since learned to take a few gents' comments on here with a grain of salt. I won't claim to know how Lana is with all but with me although she was courteous she had no interest in chemistry, only money. I will say I did think she was a good looking gal however.
 

dynomyte

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I seem to recall gents weren't so much complaining about the boundaries but rather the all business demeanor and general lack of chemistry as a few have already mentioned here. This was my experience as well. I also had gone to see her hoping it would be different for me like a few say it was for them. I've since learned to take a few gents' comments on here with a grain of salt. I won't claim to know how Lana is with all but with me although she was courteous she had no interest in chemistry, only money. I will say I did think she was a good looking gal however.
Exactly what i was trying to say but you have said better. Could not agree more. Very business like which made the experience feel cold. Hood looking lady though.
 

justlookin123

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I might be misinterpreting but it seems like most of issues is with the based service. I was actually planning to see her and partake in the upsell. Can anybody comment on the level of service once the upsell was accepted?
 
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sailorsam

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Hey folks, for what its worth, saw Lana; nice lady, good conversation, service was very mechanical, extras were at the fore but very reasonable, no issue, but just be aware. Normally I find pics never do justice to the person when you see them, but have to admit...in person didn't quite match the pics.

She's very popular and everyone has an opinion, mine is no repeat.
 

shy_romantic_Romeo69

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Threads like this reminds me of EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE:



Everyone has their own opinions, perspectives or points of views.

Someone may say that lady ABC is the hottest in this kingdom.

Another may mention that lady ABC looks like a below average chick that he met at a bar 2 weeks ago.


Of course,.....I've seen a pattern amongst threads. And as of now, I'll simply 'keep on observing'.
 
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scarecrow119

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Threads like this reminds me of EVERYTHING ELSE IN LIFE:



Everyone has their own opinions, perspectives or points of views.

Someone may say that lady ABC is the hottest in this kingdom.

Another may mention that lady ABC looks like a below average chick that he met at a bar 2 weeks ago.


Of course,.....I've seen a pattern amongst threads. And as of now, I'll simply 'keep on observing'.
I have learned the patterns the hard way and which reviews to ignore. I think some people have very different standards/expectations than I do.
 

OtownMK

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There’s a lot of bullshit on this board. Clearly Lana’s pictures are all taken at CMJ. You can see that from the background. If anyone can demonstrate that any of her pictures are fake please substantiate that here.
There's also a lot of white knights on this board! Didn't have to look very far to substantiate. First pic is pinned on her Twitter at the moment. Second is the original.

Look I have no resentment towards Lana whatsoever. I was just sharing my experience.

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OtownMK

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No apologies necessary. The thread speaks for itself. We are indeed all entitled to our own opinions. Each of us can determine which opinions shared we deem more valuable. For my part, while I definitely recognize it is possible some may exaggerate a bad experience, I also realize others are white knights or like to flaunt preferential treatment. I take both extremes with a grain of salt.
 

OtownMK

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Apology? WTF? Were your feelings hurt? Dude acknowledges you were right. That is way more than anyone would give on an anonymous review board. To me his response was classy and you really did not warrant his response. However, I do agree that calling out the fake pics is well within the purpose of a review board and the thread should not be closed. Honest information is crucial to a review board.
Ha I literally started by saying no apologies necessary! No feelings were hurt lol. I agree RF's response was appropriate. Too much has been made of this. Let's move on.
 
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