lawnmower not working - suggestions?

[Rockslinger]

Ask Home Depot if they will give you a $25 gift card if you bring in your lawnmower. They gave me one when I brought in my 700 year old window air conditioner. Hee, hee, hee. Rock, can't you ever get serious?

 

[JEFF247]

Could be the Johnson Rod or Firewall gasket.

 

[EntertainmentMan2000]

buy a push lawn mower..you don't have to worry about (as many) mechanical problems no longer!

 

[Brown E Cups]

buy a push lawn mower..you don't have to worry about (as many) mechanical problems no longer!

That's funny, maybe I should switch to horse and buggy to avoid mechanical problems with my car!

 

[Aardvark154]

Buy/rent a goat.

Yes a weaned lamb or two may be less expensive, but there are other problems in a city.

 

[hans4u]

Pour BEER on the lawn and the grass will come up half cut!

 

[EntertainmentMan2000]

That's funny, maybe I should switch to horse and buggy to avoid mechanical problems with my car!

hahah good one what about feeding the horse?

 

[BigBlueBobby]

get a condo