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Let's play "Where's Rob?"

TeasePlease

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$20 says he's in Jamaica. He's kickin' it with his homeboys.


p.s. far too many hours watching Border Security has taught me that if he had to voluntarily withdraw his application, he was, de facto, denied entry by US Customs
 

oldjones

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His lawyer said on cp24 days ago that he's in Chicago in rehab, and then his face looked shocked as if he realized he wasn't supposed to say where Rob was.
Never mind he was recorded being a lawyer who publicly lied about his client. Even if it was unintentional, his profession's supposed to be a lot better at i-dotting and t-crossing than to say a client's in a country when his guy really turned back at the border. Could it be he doesn't know where Rob is either?

Given all the wacky and sad doings and wrongdoings he's sorted out for the Ford kids in the past, he surely knows by now not to take intention for fact.
 

TeasePlease

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Re: Dennis Morris. There's a reason why he's representing RoFo. Not all lawyers are equal (in skill or professional integrity).
 

oldjones

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Robby is so unpredictable, he seems at a loss for words sometimes.
I think he finds stuff out when it's reported by the media.
If you're saying Robbie finds out stuff about himself when it's reported by the media, that certainly would be in line with his admitted drunken stupors.

If you meant his lawyer, there's no doubt Rob's a cannon on the loose who could keep anyone guessing even after decades of fronting for him and cleaning up after him.

Neither interpretation offers any hope of help for Rob or Toronto.
 

oldjones

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Re: Dennis Morris. There's a reason why he's representing RoFo. Not all lawyers are equal (in skill or professional integrity).
And the Ford kids have been a pretty steady and sizable income stream it would be hard to say walk away from.
 

AdamH

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it's tradition for them to gather at Doug's cottage in Huntsville for the Canada Day weekend... which is usually the same time at Pride. That's weeks away.
I thought it was a family cottage.. Anyway, I was making an attempt at being funny.
 

groggy

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I thought it was a family cottage.. Anyway, I was making an attempt at being funny.
I think he's in an intensive rehab at the brand new lower facilities at 15 Windsor Road.
Video available later, starting at 5 figures.
 

oldjones

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far as I know both the cottage in Huntsville and the home in Chicago belong to Brother Doug. If I see him around cottage country you can bet terb will be the first to know ;)
Wanna bet they all belong to the family trust that owns Deco label?
 

TeasePlease

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Putting the family assets in a trust makes sense when you're kids are as "special" as these, but I would suspect the legal structure is quite sophisticated for creditor proofing and tax purposes.
 

GameBoy27

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Wanna bet they all belong to the family trust that owns Deco label?
So what, who cares. Oh wait, you do.

What's funny is everyone has been telling him to take a break, seek professional help and then return. So he takes a break and now nobody knows where he is. I'm sure Robyn Doolittle will get to the bottom of this. Hilarious!
 

IM469

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Anyone thought to check his sister's basement ? I heard rumours that as he hit Chicago that he realized he forgot to pack his crack pipe and had to go back.
 

Funk#49

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Rid'in with the James Gang
$20 says he's in Jamaica. He's kickin' it with his homeboys.


p.s. far too many hours watching Border Security has taught me that if he had to voluntarily withdraw his application, he was, de facto, denied entry by US Customs
I was in Usain Bolt's bar in Kingston a month ago and they had a picture up of our home boy...they want to draft him to be mayor or even Prime Minister... Betcha he re-routed to Kingston to be with his real people..
 
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