Let's punitively tax bad puns on this board

[lookingforitallthetime]

Ha-pun may be a fungi , but he's a lousy driver.

I need a ride. How mushroom does Ha-pun have in his car?

 

[LancsLad]

I need a ride. How mushroom does Ha-pun have in his car?

Alot spore than you think.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

IMHO (In My Humble Opunion) this thread has o-punned a can of worms that can never be contained.

 

[Perry Mason]

IMHO (In My Humble Opunion) this thread has o-punned a can of worms that can never be contained.

Its called pundemonium!

Perry

 

[LancsLad]

I thought that EOTD had stolen your password.

 

[great bear]

I'm no verbivore unlike EOTD and his confessions of a word lover

EOTD's six pun could never shoot straight.

 

[Perry Mason]

I'm no verbivore unlike EOTD and his confessions of a word lover

So... puntificating again, eh?

Perry