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WoodPeckr

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MLAM said:
...I'm slightly surprised to hear you, a connoisseur of ass that I respect, to say that.

For my taste, it isn't quite perfect. It is nice...quite nice. And no, I am not saying it is too small...though I wouldn't mind if it were about 10% bigger.

The problem is that it isn't round enough.

The PERFECT ass is literally round...like two basketballs. This girls ass flattens out to much toward the top...it just disappears into her back. A PERFECT ass has a "shelf". Also...this girl...the widest part of her ass is at the bottom...at her thighs. A PERFECT ass is widest in the middle...and tapers to the thighs. Lastly...and this applies to both girls in this thread...you cannot judge an ass if the girl in bent over. She either has to be standing strait up, or fully face down ass up. Bending over like these two are...EVERY chick has a decent ass.

Again...not that either one of these chicks couldn't reserve time at the tip of my dick....but I don't know that their asses are world class.....
LOL thank you...I was saying it could be up there as a perfect ass (like Keyia Augustina) Butt (LOL) I am like you I am all about the Selena Spice, Kim K, Ass Parade.com (a site I KNOW you will love) type of ass...Marketing wise It nice round juicy booty sells...but for personal...It is all about the Selena type!!
 

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Was down in Puerto Rico last year on a Cruise, man the women down there are an ASSMANS paradise!!!!!!! Hard Tight and Toned. Was horny all wekk on the ship although the wife ddint complain lol!!!
 

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MLAM said:
you cannot judge an ass if the girl in bent over. She either has to be standing strait up, or fully face down ass up. Bending over like these two are...EVERY chick has a decent ass.
right on
 

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Jasmine Jazz said:
here u go bum lovers! merry xmas and kiss my bum!!


Now that would look great under my tree!
(Or at least in front of the little thing, LOL)

Merry Sexy Christmas Jas.
 

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Jasmine Jazz said:
here u go bum lovers! merry xmas and kiss my bum!! :)


Been there, done that.

Now if its an invitation to repeat, game on.
 
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