Long posts; does anybody read them?
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guy27 said:Is it just me or does anybody else not bother to read posts more than 7-10 lines. If there written by one of the girls I may because there aren't many girls on here, but by a guy I usually pass write on by or read a few lines, get bored, then move on. I think most people do this because most peoples behaviors are the same. There are too many to read to bother with long ones. Threads can be longer, but posts, yawn. Bash me as much as you want, just keep 'em short.
If it's not hard to read I'll read em. if it's a single paragraph of grammatical errors and run on senteces are tooons of typps than know i wont.
Reads like a bad pornographic Harlequin romance. Prefer less flowery language like "Had BBBJCIM, then doggy, then greek. Good!"enduser1 said:
That doesn't do it for me either, you could have gotten away with "mmf, MSOG" and I would have been happy.enduser1 said:
I also hate when someone in a review refers to "eating her sweet pussy." I have never eaten a girl with a "sweet pussy" that didn't have that sweet pussy because of some medical issue. Nothing clearer than daty.
I don't think there is any problem with long verbose posts that contribute nothing to the board. Although they are fun to read you could be reading something interesting and relevent. Having said that I prefer the short one or two word efforts like "yes" or "no" or "yeah". These short exclamations are emotive yet lean and give the reader an economy or reading that Im sure they appreaciate when in a hurry. The longer posts are good for both the writer and reader when there is nothing better to be concerned with and there is time and bandwidth to waste. In reviews, long descriptions of the posters shirt and the music being played could be said to paint a multidiminsional picture for the reader or could be relegated to the world of verbal mastribation which brings the risk on blindness or hairy palms. Science has proven that these afflictions are not a colatoral affect of self gratification but the belief still persists in certian circles. If long posts caused such symptoms one wonders if a more efficient use of language would develope both in cyberspace and the wonderful world of the printed word which seems to be loosing popularity in this technological world that we terbites live and thrive in. If one calculated the time spent on reading terb I am sure one would be appauled at the time and mental bandwidth consumed with such frivolus activities such as bangin' hot babes. I personaly consider bangin' hot babes and writing about it to be a worthy outlet for my masculine tendencies which consume my life physicaly and psychologicaly. Im sure the average terbite would concur with this alotment of thought and energy that pervades the world around us and the world around others in this fantastic envirnment with all of its multifaceted textures and colors that make perception such an interesting part of being alive in the here and now. Without regarding these things the world would be pretty fucking boring and would kinda suck, like wow, I dont know, it would really suck big time. I cant imagine what it be like. The writer at this point cant remember what he is writing about but that is just not important this far into the post as if you are still reading this I feel there is need for concern on several levels. Why are you still reading this? Because its here, like the mountian. We climb it because its there. Yet I personally have no interest in climbing mountians. Walking uphill is tiring and it would cause undue wear on the soles of expensive footwear. It would be assumed that special footwear would be purchased to the climbiing of siad mountians. I'm sure it would be very expensive and not be very fashionable and the harsh climate in high altitudes encountered while traversing alps would demand thick rubber soles with dramatic treads and waterproof uppers that would be lined with thermal covering that would give the wearer comfort and warmth at altitude. The attributes are simmilar to what we seek out in escorts comfort and warmth at altitude. Hmm.
To be continued...
To be continued...
That is fantastic! I am pleasuring myself for the fourth time while reading it, but YMMV.enduser1 said:
