Losing It

[Shades]

This is not a review.
Background:
The other day I ventured into an MP north of steeles....one of the dying breeds courtesy of the York/Richmond Hill LE. Yes, it was a classic EBC service type establishment...what can I say...the urge for a walk on the wild side over came me.
The action:
The 30 something oriental lady, who was actually rather attractive, and I were in the midst of a horizontal dance when with her limited skills she started panting as if she was having an anxiety attack. The sound effects went something like this; puff, puff, puff...cum, cum, cum...puff, puff, puff...cum, cum, cum....puff, puff....well you get the idea.
The result:
Well, I lost it. The whole scene seemed so patently riduculous that I couldn't help but laugh...and that ended any hope of completion. Almost instantaneous softening of tissue.
The question:
Do you ever...in mid flight...find yourself thinking about what you are doing, almost as a casual observer, and seeing how silly it can sometimes look and sound! Or are you always fully engaged and fully concentrated....and take it all seriously?

 

[booboobear]

The other day I ventured into an MP north of steeles....one of the dying breeds courtesy of the York/Richmond Hill LE. Yes, it was a classic EBC service type establishment...what can I say...the urge for a walk on the wild side over came me.
The action:
Do you ever...in mid flight...find yourself thinking about what you are doing, almost as a casual observer, and seeing how silly it can sometimes look and sound! Or are you always fully engaged and fully concentrated....and take it all seriously?

Was it Steeles east of keele. Was she actually saying puff puff or did she just sound artificial.

 

[PHNINE]

I think the place is called Maple or something. Sometimes they have some pretty hot young asian girls there. Hit and miss though, I have been going there for years. At times you get these knockout 18yr olds with tight hot bodies but terrible massages, and other times you get these 30yr olds that are ok looking but give wicked massages. Very hit and miss....but worth the risk. they are open late night too.

On steeles just east of keele. Neon sign and all.

 

[langeweile]

Oh man i was just in the middle of the 'horizontal wrestling" when I read your article.......and I had to stop...thanks for ruining it for me...

 

[Shades]

The place was off 14th...but this is irrelevant...I was not intending this as a review.
The sound effect was her fake puffing interspersed with one of her few English words...cum. The puffing sound was made by forming her lips into a dandy impression of a guppie.

puff, puff, puff...cum, cum, cum...puff, puff, puff...cum, cum, cum etc.

 

[Shades]

Oh man i was just in the middle of the 'horizontal wrestling" when I read your article.......and I had to stop...thanks for ruining it for me...

lol
And I thought I was a TERB addict...but reading TERB while ******* that beats me!

 

[BiggieE]

.....makes her sound............inflatable......

 

[langeweile]

lol
And I thought I was a TERB addict...but reading TERB while ******* that beats me!

My name is L and I am a TERB addict...

 

[PHNINE]

(all of us say) Hello L.

My name is PHNINE and I am a TERB addict.

 

[shakenbake]

This is not a review.
Background:
The other day I ventured into an MP north of steeles....one of the dying breeds courtesy of the York/Richmond Hill LE. Yes, it was a classic EBC service type establishment...what can I say...the urge for a walk on the wild side over came me.
The action:
The 30 something oriental lady, who was actually rather attractive, and I were in the midst of a horizontal dance when with her limited skills she started panting as if she was having an anxiety attack. The sound effects went something like this; puff, puff, puff...cum, cum, cum...puff, puff, puff...cum, cum, cum....puff, puff....well you get the idea.
The result:
Well, I lost it. The whole scene seemed so patently riduculous that I couldn't help but laugh...and that ended any hope of completion. Almost instantaneous softening of tissue.
The question:
Do you ever...in mid flight...find yourself thinking about what you are doing, almost as a casual observer, and seeing how silly it can sometimes look and sound! Or are you always fully engaged and fully concentrated....and take it all seriously?

Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the least.....

 

[goodtime]

Shade, these days you can pretty much have the whole place to yourself with the 2 14th ave MPs.

Before there was Treb with the hit and miss places, there were 1 or 2 when the MPA did the over-acting thing. You pretty much just sit back. Don't know whether to stop tem or join in with the over-acting...