Swarma Gas
Swarma gas and she didn't even apoligize. Now that's just rude and nasty.thruster said:
Lousy experiences with 'popular' SPs
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Women and gas
Dudes, cut Carrie Moon a break on this one. Women **never** apologize for cutting loose, after the age of 17. Never. They will blame it on the dog, the cat, the parrot, hell on just about anything. Or they simply deny, and they stick to the story.
LoL. Personally I just laugh at them when it happens. That pisses them off even more.
Anyway, take it as a compliment to your 69 technique. She was probably enjoying it more than she expected.
Dudes, cut Carrie Moon a break on this one. Women **never** apologize for cutting loose, after the age of 17. Never. They will blame it on the dog, the cat, the parrot, hell on just about anything. Or they simply deny, and they stick to the story.
LoL. Personally I just laugh at them when it happens. That pisses them off even more.
Anyway, take it as a compliment to your 69 technique. She was probably enjoying it more than she expected.
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GlavaMan
Actually, men have been known to fart when with escorts too, you know! When I'm with a guy who does that, I'm usually acutely aware of their embarrassment and try to downplay it as much as possible. For sure, I wouldn't post it on a public board for the world to see! After all, we're all human and who can predict when they're going to pass gas?? If anything, it is kinda funny!
I think it just goes to show that, while some might find reviews useful, they aren't the be-all and the end-all with respect to what any customer can expect. Different people either click or don't, and there's no way to predict that in advance. A week or so ago, I met with a very charming gentleman, in excellent condition for his age, very well hung, but the hour went by very slowly for me. I just felt nothing. The following day, I met with someone a good 4 inches shorter than me, not that well hung, not classically good-looking, and too shy to be "charming," -- and yet, he rang my bell until it cracked. Who knew?? I've been seeing his face and remembering his sexy kisses while I jack off ever since.
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I think it just goes to show that, while some might find reviews useful, they aren't the be-all and the end-all with respect to what any customer can expect. Different people either click or don't, and there's no way to predict that in advance. A week or so ago, I met with a very charming gentleman, in excellent condition for his age, very well hung, but the hour went by very slowly for me. I just felt nothing. The following day, I met with someone a good 4 inches shorter than me, not that well hung, not classically good-looking, and too shy to be "charming," -- and yet, he rang my bell until it cracked. Who knew?? I've been seeing his face and remembering his sexy kisses while I jack off ever since.
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Hilarious fart story...
... a friend of mine, who is an escort in Toronto, tells a story of a customer who requested that she fart in his face. .... now, this is a VERY unusual request. (Confidentially, most clients prefer that we don't.)
Anyway, she aimed to please, and so when a guy by the same name (she doesn't verify!!) phoned her up and requested an appointment the next day, she went out and bought a can of baked beans and consumed the whole thing.
It worked like a charm. She was very gassy.
However, when she answered the door, she noticed that the client she'd made the appointment with was NOT the same client who'd requested the farts! (Same first name; not same guy.)
It was a stressful hour for her, to be sure! She's lucky she didn't explode.
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... a friend of mine, who is an escort in Toronto, tells a story of a customer who requested that she fart in his face. .... now, this is a VERY unusual request. (Confidentially, most clients prefer that we don't.)
Anyway, she aimed to please, and so when a guy by the same name (she doesn't verify!!) phoned her up and requested an appointment the next day, she went out and bought a can of baked beans and consumed the whole thing.
It worked like a charm. She was very gassy.
However, when she answered the door, she noticed that the client she'd made the appointment with was NOT the same client who'd requested the farts! (Same first name; not same guy.)
It was a stressful hour for her, to be sure! She's lucky she didn't explode.
..c..
Wrong guy
ROTFLMAO - give a whole new meaning to keeping your silence about your profession! Did the guy say it was like being with his inflatable doll?JoyfulC said:... a friend of mine, who is an escort in Toronto, tells a story of a customer who requested that she fart in his face. .... now, this is a VERY unusual request. (Confidentially, most clients prefer that we don't.)
Anyway, she aimed to please, and so when a guy by the same name (she doesn't verify!!) phoned her up and requested an appointment the next day, she went out and bought a can of baked beans and consumed the whole thing.
It worked like a charm. She was very gassy.
However, when she answered the door, she noticed that the client she'd made the appointment with was NOT the same client who'd requested the farts! (Same first name; not same guy.)
It was a stressful hour for her, to be sure! She's lucky she didn't explode.
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she can't held it all in, because her butt has too much fat. The same can apply to the mature sps.JoyfulC said:
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Where is that comment coming from? Do you somehow know this friend of Joyful C's that had the natural gas problem? Or was the remark aimed at Joyful C? Either way, it has nothing to do with the situation she described and is just plain nasty at the best of times. Please keep crude comments to yourself.RemyMartin said:
The big deal is simple: Those type of comments don't belong here!
Easy, right?
Nobody give a damn about who they were directed to, it make no difference, keep that type of comments to yourself!
You don't like "mature" SP? You don't like Carrie Moon? Or is it Joyful C you don't like? Please don't answer because we don't care either!!
And you got the nerve to ask "What's the big deal"... I'm seriously holding back about the "name-calling" rule...
Some peoples...
Easy, right?
Nobody give a damn about who they were directed to, it make no difference, keep that type of comments to yourself!
You don't like "mature" SP? You don't like Carrie Moon? Or is it Joyful C you don't like? Please don't answer because we don't care either!!
And you got the nerve to ask "What's the big deal"... I'm seriously holding back about the "name-calling" rule...
Some peoples...
LOL the discussion has sure changed from what it started from
Every one has bad days, luvdancers sorry to hear your bad luck don't give up...
as per what floats your boat or sinks your shit... keep and open mind and realize we all love different things...
I've had some good times and 1 or 2 bad... still looking for the mindblowing
Every one has bad days, luvdancers sorry to hear your bad luck don't give up...
as per what floats your boat or sinks your shit... keep and open mind and realize we all love different things...
I've had some good times and 1 or 2 bad... still looking for the mindblowing
I have a comment!
Luvdancer. Since I have no idea who you are as you didn't contact me directly to inform me of your dissapointment I can't comment on your experience vs. my own. If I was abrupt or hurried perhaps it was because you were late or I miscalculated something? I'm not usually a clockwatcher but I do love to watch in the mirror which is in the same general direction. As for not looking at you? I can't imagine why til I know who you are... again perhaps watching in the mirror? This is the strange thing about being reviewed. Restaurants get reviewed by well-known reviewers who have a reputation whether good or bad. We often times have no idea who is reviewing us or if the person has actually been to see us. It leaves us helpless to contradict if able or explain any differences in perceptions. Miscommunication is common enough without this added to it. As for farting in someone's face I have no idea who that is but I certainly apologize now if it did indeed happen! I'm appalled at the immaturity of some of the reviewers on here but it's easy to throw eggs at someone when you're hiding in the bushes little men....
Luvdancer. Since I have no idea who you are as you didn't contact me directly to inform me of your dissapointment I can't comment on your experience vs. my own. If I was abrupt or hurried perhaps it was because you were late or I miscalculated something? I'm not usually a clockwatcher but I do love to watch in the mirror which is in the same general direction. As for not looking at you? I can't imagine why til I know who you are... again perhaps watching in the mirror? This is the strange thing about being reviewed. Restaurants get reviewed by well-known reviewers who have a reputation whether good or bad. We often times have no idea who is reviewing us or if the person has actually been to see us. It leaves us helpless to contradict if able or explain any differences in perceptions. Miscommunication is common enough without this added to it. As for farting in someone's face I have no idea who that is but I certainly apologize now if it did indeed happen! I'm appalled at the immaturity of some of the reviewers on here but it's easy to throw eggs at someone when you're hiding in the bushes little men....
I always laugh when I see someone call another guy a fool with a post full of spelling and grammar mistakes.antlerman said:carie......what a perfect polite....mature.....professional response.
As we all should know when you lower your self to debate with an fool...they will always beat you with experiance.........
I think I could laugh off a fart if it happened while the girl was treating me well and excused herself. It would probably end the date if it was not going well up to that point. While an unwelcomed fart is by no means pleasant, I dont think it counts as a "lousy experience" as Luvdancers is talking about. I think he means did you book with a well-reviewed SP and get treated badly, B&S, overcharged, 40 minute hour and so on.
I have had plenty of those believe me. Years ago I had the misfortune of throwing money for nothing at Sasha Jones who was cold as ice, Alexis of Alisons Angels who was tired and uninspired, Alexis at IT who was so restrictive with me I doubt she could survive the biz treating anyone else that way, Indy Beth in Scarborough who was just plain mean, Sweet Diane who was just plain mental... The list goes on with others who are not as well known.
Having said that, I have had more positive than negative experiences.
I have had plenty of those believe me. Years ago I had the misfortune of throwing money for nothing at Sasha Jones who was cold as ice, Alexis of Alisons Angels who was tired and uninspired, Alexis at IT who was so restrictive with me I doubt she could survive the biz treating anyone else that way, Indy Beth in Scarborough who was just plain mean, Sweet Diane who was just plain mental... The list goes on with others who are not as well known.
Having said that, I have had more positive than negative experiences.
It's the age of
computers. People rely too heavily on the spell and the grammer checker when they use computers. So people spell the way words sound in our lazy Ottawa Valley slang ! The only acceptable reason is that English is not their first language. Technology has made us overlook elementary learning skills. In fact, I remember my sister couldn't tell time except by digital clock until she was in high school.
newinottawa said:
computers. People rely too heavily on the spell and the grammer checker when they use computers. So people spell the way words sound in our lazy Ottawa Valley slang ! The only acceptable reason is that English is not their first language. Technology has made us overlook elementary learning skills. In fact, I remember my sister couldn't tell time except by digital clock until she was in high school.
