In a house full of fairday fakes
Where the next-day neighbour makes the cakes
With Elton John records playing loud upstairs
It could be just the time to strike
I'll be casual and ask about
A will that could be mine throughout
An opportunist you might think but I have to earn my brass
I'll take advantage, I'm a so-called friend
I'll push you from behind to save time
I'll stab you in the back as soon as I look at you
For I'm a hypocrite, a crocodile cryer and it feels so good
(Martin Stephenson & The Daintees — Crocodile Cryer)
Where the next-day neighbour makes the cakes
With Elton John records playing loud upstairs
It could be just the time to strike
I'll be casual and ask about
A will that could be mine throughout
An opportunist you might think but I have to earn my brass
I'll take advantage, I'm a so-called friend
I'll push you from behind to save time
I'll stab you in the back as soon as I look at you
For I'm a hypocrite, a crocodile cryer and it feels so good
(Martin Stephenson & The Daintees — Crocodile Cryer)