I prefer Jim Leahy's creative use of another word...
"I'm like a pit bull on the pant leg of shit!"
"Well Randy, looks like we got caught in a shitstorm without an umbrella!"
"hair triggered double barrel shit machine gun!"
"Mr. Lahey......not another night of the shit abyss!"
"Ricky, the Shit-Liner has come to port"
"The shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit-tree"
"shitnics, shidiots"
"God damn Shitmonkeys!"
"well looks like you really fucked your shitgoats this time rick"
"shitspark off the oldshitflame"
"shitbonfire"
"unleash a shittidal wave that will engulf ricky and distinguish his shitflames"
"I'll be watching...like a shit-hawk."
"Looks like we're in the middle of a shit typhoon so we'd better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit."
"when you keep getting pelted with shitballs deputy....you gotta get a shitbat."
"shitdogs and fries"