Mechanical Pencil for sale

[slademan]

Vandelay Industries huh, do you know George Casatanza

 

[wrong hole]

He's a employee of mine....

we specialize in importing...but we do some exporting also....

 

[champ]

What about a warranty ?

I remember hearing about a mechanical pencil recall.

Oh shit ... it's not a Firestone mechanical pencil is it ?

If it is forget it !!

 

[wrong hole]

the warranty expired a long time ago.....

....I can't guarantee the quality of the lead...since it doesn't come with the lead...you have to purchase it yourself

 

[hamermill]

Do you plan to include this as a capital/gain in your income tax?

 

[wrong hole]

Well, since I never claim any cca on it....it would be more of a capital loss....so lets see now...50 cent loss *50%....that's a 25 cent loss....

I better give my accountant, Sal a call to see if I can apply it to prior year's gains....

 

[wrong hole]

The mechanical pencil has been sold....

...so please stop pm-ing me about what extras the mechanical pencil does....

 

[red]

bump

 

[juanbrujo]

Exchange it for SP services.

 

[hambone]

bump

Yup, it HAD to be you!

 

[hilroy]

how can we buy a pencil we have not yet seen ...This thread is useless without pictures

 

[LateComer]

Does it come with an MP3 player?

 

[LancsLad]

Can we retract this mechanical pencil ad.

Don't want to be misled.

 

[DistantVoyeur]

No ambition....

Follow in the footsteps of the red- paper clip....

For a mechanical pencil you should be able to get a down-town condo!

 

[blackdog]

How do we know this mechanical pencil wasn't stolen? Do you have a recipt and all that stuff?

 

[Papi Chulo]

Does it come with a rubber on the end?