So after several decades of hobbying and manscaping old school always using a new razor, I decided to graduate to an all-electric setup. I unpackaged ( literally what almost happened to me ) my new electric manscaping kit, it came complete with what must be 20 attachments, well hot dog was I excited to get grooming. I proceeded to fly through the attachments with different trimmers for different areas of my person. Saving my goodies for last I used the infallible logic that the closest trimming would be accomplished using the cutting head without the depth guide attachments and so with much enthusiasm I headed straight for my unsuspecting scrotum and was he in for a surprise. As it turns out the cutting heads without the attachments are not bound by any form of human empathy when being directed towards your genitals, rather they are a horrific set of micro guillotines powered by rabies who immediately slice themselves into your tender vittles right to the hilt should you not have read the instruction manual that comes with the offending organism. Men out there will be proud of me for not reading the instructions which include several warnings as men are far too intelligent to read instructions just ask any woman who has watched her man assemble something from Ikea. Needless to say, I was left with about twenty identically sized lacerations in my scrotum each of which was producing disconcerting amounts of blood. I will need about two weeks to heal physically and months to recover mentally I humble myself down here for the sake of all unsuspecting gentlemen hoping to up their manscaping game. Good luck.
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