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Eli

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OK wait a sec...

In the spirit of competition between man and machine like Kasparov vs. Deep Blue I hearby challenge this machine to a lick off! My only conditions is that the woman have a tasty, clean smelling pussy. I say I can make her come before the machine does.
 

21pro

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playa said:
She was sweating reel good!!!!!!! :p
looked fake and staged to me.

i'd recommend Sybian anyday over this converted chainsaw.

some other converted tools i've seen used:
the sawzall with a dildo attachment
a sonicare toothbrush with attachment...

they worked well, though the sawzall looks like it can be painful if submerged too deep.
 

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bound&gagged said:
ahhh, the sybian, my personal favourite! I've got one of those, for my own personal use ;) and another "not so nice" fucking machine at the dungeon!


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You have a Sybian? YOU ARE MY HERO!
I have wanted to buy one for myself but have been worried that I might not like it so if you ever want to put it in your dungeon for an afternoon I will book it!
 

Eli

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There's a whole video series of girls on the Sybian. I've seen some. IT'S EVIL! :eek: The girls get on it all skeptical and all then 10-15 min later they're screaming like Banshees!
 

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Women will never replace us with sex toys. Unless they can build one to squash spiders and take out the garbage too. Then we're in trouble.
 

bound&gagged

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CUPID said:
You have a Sybian? YOU ARE MY HERO!
I have wanted to buy one for myself but have been worried that I might not like it so if you ever want to put it in your dungeon for an afternoon I will book it!
HEHE! Yes, and I LOVE IT!! If I find something better, I may make it available.

BTW., You can purchase them at Northbound Leather but I believe it was about $3000CAD, and worth every penny!
 
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