Men: What are your standards?

What is your lowest acceptable screw on a 10 point beauty scale?

  • 10 - I'll only screw supermodels (yeah right)

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • 9

    Votes: 2 1.5%
  • 8

    Votes: 12 9.2%
  • 7

    Votes: 42 32.3%
  • 6

    Votes: 28 21.5%
  • 5

    Votes: 25 19.2%
  • 4

    Votes: 13 10.0%
  • 3

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • 2

    Votes: 2 1.5%
  • 1 - I have no standards. Nasty warpigs are just fine.

    Votes: 4 3.1%

  • Total voters
    130

Ol' Sodomy Sam

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I prefer to think of myself as adventuresome, although from friends' perspectives I've done things that would shame Idi Amin.

That being said, they all seemed like a comfortable 3 or better before I got my rocks off. Which ordinal they became after good judgement returned was too often disappointing.
 

dirkd101

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I tend to go for the girls that I used to be with that were "civilians". A toned frame, nice rack and good looking. That can also include bigger boned girls. The athletic girls that were bigger boned, no fat, just tall and larger than regular girls. :)
 

C Dick

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If Elisha Cuthbert is a 6, and Britney Spears is a 5, we are living in a world of twos. I think that a lot depends on what you can get. If you get 8s all the time, why would you do a 5, unless there were special circumstances. But if you can only get 3s, it is presumably better than not getting laid at all.

And the standard has to be way different if you are paying for it, she has to be at least 2 points more if you are paying. Perhaps it should be like this:

- Start with your rating. Perhaps I am a 6.
- Add your wife's rating, and divide by 2. Perhaps my wife is an 8, so my average is now 7.

This is your base rating. Now adjust for the situation:

- If you are drunk, deduct 3.
- If you are paying, add 2.
- If you are not willing to make an effort, such as dating her, listening to crap, and not paying, deduct 2.
- If she looks like your hot coworker, your buddies mom from when you were a kid, or some other woman you were attracted to, deduct 1.
- If she looks like your mom or your sister, add 2.

Add it all up, and that is the minimum rating you should consider.

So if I am not drunk, paying, she is regular, I would not go below a 9 (though on reflection, I do).
If I was drunk, not paying, and she looked like my teacher, and I was not willing to work, I would go as low as a 1.

See how it works for you.
 

chateau

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can someone give me an example scale?

who's a 10? Megan Fox?
9-Keeley Hazell ... imo a 10...mmm... those boobs.
8-Cheryl Cole
7-Jessica Alba:mad:
6-Elisha Cuthbert
5-Britney Spears
4-Cher
3-Ellen Degenerous
2-Rosie O'Donnell
1-Janet Reno

hey, it's hard to make a 10 scale... but, I'd probably do down to a 3,4, or 5...

another question should be.... where does your wife fit on the 10 scale?
Did you just give alba a 7? That girl is a certified 9+
 

landscaper

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years ago when I was in the army the basic rules were breathing is a good thing, pulse optional.

Now I really do require both
 

tboy

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Big Rig said:
Do five twos equal a ten?
no but 2 fives equals a really good time lol

Personally, I go for 7 and up. I figure I'm a 6/7. The way I look at it: in my experience ALL women have issues to some extent. If I have to deal with all their issues anyways, I might as well go for a really nice woman as opposed to just an average or below average.

For the record I find Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock, Lizzy Caplan, Michelle Monaghan 9+ and pam anderson and her ilk to be 5's or less.
 
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