Michael Douglas: oral sex caused my cancer

[eznutz]

The actor Michael Douglas has revealed to the Guardian that the HPV virus, transmitted through oral sex, was responsible for his throat cancer.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jun/02/michael-douglas-oral-sex-cancer

 

[Rockslinger]

"However, Dr. Kumar expressed skepticism that Douglas's cancer was caused solely by HPV, and surprised at Douglas's assertion that cunnilingus (aka "DATY") could also cure the condition."

 

[Art Mann]

Still the most likely cause:

The cause of Douglas's cancer had long been assumed to be related to his tobacco habit, coupled with enthusiastic boozing.

 

[Scarey]

LOL(big caps).That must make Catherine Zeta Jones feel like a million bucks.She married him when she was 31 and he was 57 for love........Hollywood style.Now she gets to take the blame for giving him cancer...her, and her poisonous pussy.What an arrogant dick.

 

[funquest]

LOL(big caps).That must make Catherine Zeta Jones feel like a million bucks.She married him when she was 31 and he was 57 for love........Hollywood style.Now she gets to take the blame for giving him cancer...her, and her poisonous pussy.What an arrogant dick.

He has had a past of sex and alcohol problems so I doubt it was solely Catherine.

I was going to post this and figure, you know what, I may take this off my list of menus. It's not like the girls have seen only a few guys.

 

[rafterman]

I guess this is why Gardasil is now recommended for males as well as females before they become sexually active.

 

[andythegreek]

There,s no way you would get that from eating PUSSY he must of been sticking his tongue in too DEEP in the girls ASS HOLE, come to think of it LOL Iam starting to get a tingle in my throat too !

 

[GameBoy27]

Might make some think twice about BBBJ's and DATY with SP's.

Mahesh Kumar, a consultant head and neck surgeon in London, confirms that the last decade has seen a dramatic rise in this form of cancer, particularly among younger sufferers. Recent studies of 1,316 patients with oral cancer found that 57% of them were HPV-16 positive.

"It has been established beyond reasonable doubt that the HPV type 16 is the causative agent in oropharyngeal cancer," said Kumar, who also testified to increased recovery rates among this kind of cancer sufferer. This would help explain why Douglas was given an 80% chance of survival, despite the advanced stage of his illness.

There,s no way you would get that from eating PUSSY he must of been sticking his tongue in too DEEP in the girls ASS HOLE, come to think of it LOL Iam starting to get a tingle in my throat too !

No way you could get that from DATY?

 

[SchlongConery]

There,s no way you would get that from eating PUSSY he must of been sticking his tongue in too DEEP in the girls ASS HOLE, come to think of it LOL Iam starting to get a tingle in my throat too !

This is all it takes.

 

[versitile1]

I guess you'd have to be pretty drunk and high to go down on a box that looked like that.

 

[SchlongConery]

I guess you'd have to be pretty drunk and high to go down on a box that looked like that.

Yeah, right. Just like everyone else, you do a close inspection in bright light every time you go down on a girl. And you would notice that one little "skin tag"?

More likely, as has been demonstrated in a thousand reviews, even if you did see something untoward, you'd be like every other horny male and say "well, what the hell, I'm here now, I'll probably be ok".

 

[splooge]

I guess you'd have to be pretty drunk and high to go down on a box that looked like that.

or in a dark corner of a strip club.

 

[james t kirk]

Still the most likely cause:

Exactly

Douglas has been smoking for 40 or 50 years.

Smokers are usually in denial. All of their smoking ailments are not caused by smoking, but something else.

Like Eddie Van Halen. I think he had some sort of oral cancer as well too, but blamed it on holding metal guitar picks in his mouth, not the two decks of smokes he consumed every day.

Years ago, I was involved with a project where there was found to be high levels of PCBs in the soil (former General Electric Transformer plant at Lansdowne and Dupont in Toronto. The entire corner (now being sold off as condos by the way!!) was a toxic soup in the soil of PCBs. The construction workers had to be told of the PCB contamination and they all FREAKED out like it was going to be the death of them. (The truth was that PCBs are a type of oil that you would have to eat or roll around naked in the soil, or drink contaminated water for them to affect you.) All of these guys were Portuguese labourers and every last one them smoked like a chimney. I said to the one guy that I'd be more worried about the cigarettes he and his friends were constantly burning than anything to do with the PCB contamination in the soil. This only made him more angry and he insisted that smoking wouldn't touch him, but the PCBs could kill him. Classic.

 

[escapefromstress]

"But yeah, it's a sexually transmitted disease that causes cancer. And if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it."

Do you think he means that the antibodies would help, or that oral sex is 'the best way to feel better when you have cancer' (being naughty) and the interviewer just didn't get it?

 

[bobistheowl]

Might make some think twice about BBBJ's and DATY with SP's.

Mahesh Kumar, a consultant head and neck surgeon in London, confirms that the last decade has seen a dramatic rise in this form of cancer, particularly among younger sufferers. Recent studies of 1,316 patients with oral cancer found that 57% of them were HPV-16 positive.

"It has been established beyond reasonable doubt that the HPV type 16 is the causative agent in oropharyngeal cancer," said Kumar, who also testified to increased recovery rates among this kind of cancer sufferer.

No way you could get that from DATY?

I wonder how many of the 750* HPV-16 positive patients with oral cancer became infected through dude on dude oral sex?

* (750 is 57% of 1,316).

 

[LKD]

This is all it takes.

wtf! is that tiny bit hpv? i think i may have had such outgrowth on my dick.. i pluck it out but it keeps growing back xDD fuck this shit .. we're all going to die someday anyway.

oh and I think Michael Doug'as cancer is from too much deep throating. Lets stop blaming it on pussy ok

 

[SchlongConery]

wtf! is that tiny bit hpv? i think i may have had such outgrowth on my dick.. i pluck it out but it keeps growing back xDD fuck this shit .. we're all going to die someday anyway.

oh and I think Michael Doug'as cancer is from too much deep throating. Lets stop blaming it on pussy ok

Yup, it is a genital wart.

If you keep plucking it out and it keeps growing back you have an HPV wart and ANY woman who gives you BBBJ will get it too. And she will pass it on to the next guy's dick.

You need to go to see a Dr next time it grows back. They can use liquid nitrogen to freeze it off and eventually it may not grow back.

 

[Smash]

Good to hear he's licked it.:eyebrows:

 

[Lyra Hamilton]

It's easier for people to put blame on an outside source rather then looking at their own life style habits like smoking which could of caused it but perhaps he isn't ready for that reality check lol

 

[oil&gas]

Good to hear he's licked it.:eyebrows:

I have a hunch that he isn't the one who got to lick it. Hence the
warning against the chap who cuckolded him.