Mini-Me Sex Tape

james t kirk

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Ever since I saw ole Vern on the sureal life, I just think of him as a fucked up moron. A 3' tall fucked up moron.

I'd rather eat glass than see him banging some chick.
 

Scarey

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Gross

You know I really think he is one of the reasons the LOVE GURU tanked so hard.In Austin powers he was this cute cuddly unknown but for love guru he was just one of those surreal life losers extending their 15 minutes..either way..gross
 

K Douglas

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Its 25 seconds. Man and I thought I was a quick finisher :D
 

Terminator2000

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Scarey said:
You know I really think he is one of the reasons the LOVE GURU tanked so hard.In Austin powers he was this cute cuddly unknown but for love guru he was just one of those surreal life losers extending their 15 minutes..either way..gross
No. its not him.

Its mike Myers. He keeps regurgitating the same material. Nothing original. That's the problem with comedians. They recycle their jokes and material too much.

For example, look at that movie with Jackie Chan and that black guy....sorry, don't remember his name. but I knew i wasn't gonna be original and its all jokes and clownplay. So I didn't even bother to go watch it.
 

Smash

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#1 request..

How bout a little head?
 

Terminator2000

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actually - there's this other woman on television that has a midget for a significant other.

He's got a very round belly. Is all I know. A little bit taller than mini-me.

I saw them a couple times - she's a reporter or something - and they have a show on channel 11.

I don't know if anyone has seen this?
 

Shallow Throat

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"Troyer wants an injunction prohibiting further dissemination of the video".

That just sounds funny to me.
 

Terminator2000

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Gary Coleman managed to land a really hot looking babe.

they even were engaged and I think they did get married.

Gary managed to fukk it up tho. Media reports he acted like an idiot and had tantrums every single week - "throwing stuff at her"

which I'm not sure is true or just tabloid made up.

but if she went so far as to go on national television and announce they're getting married - I'd think she was at least sincere -

Not everyone would do that just for money.

She basically announced that she's dating a midget to the entire free world.

So, I'd think she had serious intentions.

Then it must've been Gary's fault and his fukked up mentality.
 

Terminator2000

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gibsomstreet said:
Nobody mention Freaky Girl in this thread yet?
Not so freaky really.

He's got an unlimited supply of money.

He's got an unlimited supply of promises.

But I do know alot of better looking midgets out there.



Marty is his name. In the middle. All I know.
 
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