Moderator Opening

[JustSex]

Realistically a Moderator is something you do to punish someone , anyone who volunteers for it is just plain insane

Keep in mind it was published April 1st and most dictators love their ability to make people disappear without reprieve or justification.

Punishment ? If anybody whines just make them disappear ! Look at the benefits - if you have a favorite service provider, they can advertise their where abouts on threads and you can torch bad reviews.

I guess I wouldn't make a fair moderator.

 

[red]

Were you not close with your real ladder?

no- he wasn;t. he was always getting into scaffolds with his real ladder

 

[red]

And why shouldn't I? It was always telling me to take a step in the right direction, and then invariably, it would let me down. The fact is, as a cute dwarf, I had to find some way of reaching GB's paws.

so you were always coming up short?

 

[red]

No, but I had short cummings.

did this dwarf your other problems?

 

[Dr. Know]

are you modest? have you worked in a modular style office? do you use the mean or the mode?

Personally I prefer the CAMODE!!!

 

[great bear]

You may like leather, but as a cute dwarf, I have repeatedly told you I have a fetish for stepladders...

Sooner or ladder your bad puns will get you into trouble.

 

[great bear]

Aye - LADDIE, I guess they will.

I think we have rung all we can from the ladder puns.

 

[blackrock13]

I think we have rung all we can from the ladder puns.

Are you suggesting we step aside?

 

[great bear]

Are you suggesting we step aside?

Yes, but only by extension.

 

[red]

Yes, but only by extension.

you guys had a choice between the thread topic and puns. i guess you chose the ladder

 

[great bear]

you guys had a choice between the thread topic and puns. i guess you chose the ladder

I understand you are not very well rung.

 

[great bear]

I am a ladder-day saint.

You people make me sikh.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

I'll do it.

Only if Fang, Tbill and Asian Sensation turn it down......

Speaking of questionably lucid asian whores, how's your Mom doing these days?

Make you a deal... I'll vote for you if you ban anyone who posts in the word-length or idle-rambling threads. And if you bring back Tool-of-the-Week.

 

[Consilio]

As some of you know i am stepping aside as a moderator of this board. Fred has asked me to post this thread asking for a volunteer to fill the position.

Please state the reasons for choosing you as moderator and your approach to moderating the board.

Fred will make his decision by the end of today.

Who was chosen as the new moderator?

 

[jughead]

If know wants the job, I will do it if i am bribed enough money or if enough ladies offers enough side benifets.


LOL
could not resist.