Most bizarre porn scenarios (not acts) you've seen

[SchlongConery]

I'd like to see one where some Indian or Nigerian call center scammer gets seduced by some phone sex hottie over the phone who happens to be in town. Then turns out she is a domme and ties him up and flails his ass, CBT, bitch slaps him...then for the Big O, sticks a ROGERS cellphone up his ass! Keeps calling him every half hour after he is allowed to leave.


Whew, that was hot.

 

[justplainbob]

if I remember correctly he was completely bald...

Going in or coming out?

 

[moredale7]

When I tried Googling this, most responses I read were about explicit bizarre (mostly gross) sexual acts, but here I want to know about some bizarre situations, scenarios, storylines perhaps that you've seen. For example, I just saw one about a guy who can magically stop time (during the pause in time, you can imagine what he does), which I found an intriguing concept. Another, some guys go into a public washroom to pee, and instead they see heads sticking out, so instead of peeing that got some BBBJCIM and then walked out talking to each other like it was a normal trip to the washroom. Some other bizarre scenarios you've seen, ideally with links to the scene?

The most bizarre most disgusting scenes I have watched came from 20 yrs of looking for more and more extreme porn and when I found the scene that brought it all together I spent several months and a small fortune making that scene a reality several times over with two ladies up at my cottage for a weekend of heart-stopping high risk pure filth. It was after that I retired, for now. Actually, they texted me on Tuesday.

 

[Keplotok]

Saw one where a guy was pretending to be invisible, sneaking around the room while the woman acted like she couldn’t see him—just wild facial expressions and awkward touches everywhere.

 

[JackBurton]

First of all, before porn, I didn't know clothes dryers were literal body traps for step sisters. Someone should do something somewhere to make the dryers safer.

2nd: weirdest thing I've seen on Pornhub is a Japanese lady (little older) who had her nipple holes stretched out so guys could insert their fingers and dicks in the hole. I wasn't sure if i was shocked, offended, amazed or turned on.

Still finished tho.

 

[JackBurton]

I found my saved copy of the video, but I was unable to drag 'n' drop it into this post. I can't think of a site that wouldn't ban my ass if I uploaded it, so you'll have to settle for a couple of screen caps:

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You win the internet today

 

[Ponderling]

I kinda figured you as a straight to the point woman. No sense wasting time diddling around!

Hitachi Magic Wand or DeWalt* concrete vibrator?

*Warning- Not for use with women with osteoporosis or otherwise fragile pelvis or hips!

The most powerful ones I have seen on big pours sometimes are two man affairs - one holds the AC powered motor hooked to the diesel power generator
And the other manages the long flex shaft.

We were placing a message sign post footing in wet sandy conditions in January a few years ago up on what I think of as the 400 extension, north of Barrie.
Bore the 36" diameter casing in and use rotary bore drill inside it to bring muck up.
Took us a while to realise the sand muck coming up was flowing in at the bottom of the casing at this site

It Was the last of 8 footings in the contract, and the 7m long casing steel, though worth $5k, was pretty banged up by then.
I suggested the contractor maybe think about leaving the casing in the hole this time, if he wanted any hope to get this thing in today.

Hang the 6m long anchor cage at the right height on the kelly bar hoist line and use the drill head mechanism with chains to hold onto the casing and push down for most of the pour.
And keep pouring concrete until the level comes up right.

Normal pour was is 7cum of concrete for these footings

First concrete truck comes, drops 8cum in, vibrate and bang, the concrete drops out of sight.

Second truck was on the way because the super knew it would take some more.
Drop its load in, vibrate and some of the first load starts coming up on the outside of the casing.
Not what we want to see.

Third concrete truck ordered, Dump first 4cum of its load in the void around the outside of the casing and vibrate ouside casing until level is stable.
Wait 10 minutes, then add about 3cum in to top up the casing and this time the level stays up where we want it.

Hoist the casing a bit to get the right top elevation. Adjust the cage, wait 5 minutes, pull all the supports

Vibrate the 1.2m long anchor bolt cage in. Lay vibrator on the top keeper plate and let it walk the bolts down
Unchain everything as last concrete goes in, wash up tons of stuff with the concrete truck wash water.
What a day.
Dress off the top with trowels, add wet burlap, gobs of straw bales, rope around tarps to protect concrete while still hydratiing against frost.

Left home at 6am. A hole that started 9am. Pour that was supposed to finish about 3pm.
And it was 9pm before we pulled the last of the cones and started heading home. Got in the door at midnight.
Late dinner, no alarm clock set when I went to bed.

 

[Knuckle Ball]

I don’t have a specific clip…but when did step-sister getting stuck inside the dryer become a genre in the porn industry?

 

[Ponderling]

I don’t have a specific clip…but when did step-sister getting stuck inside the dryer become a genre in the porn industry?

Probably a logistics issue when smaller producers sprang for their own studios.
Sets have sheets, shower up after has towels to wash/dry.

So not a huge place, so install domestic clothes washer and dryer in the studio.
So set area reset cycle time comes down between shoots.
Then 'director' sees the fluffer etc pulling laundry from the dryer and idea is born.

 

[Butler1000]

I don’t have a specific clip…but when did step-sister getting stuck inside the dryer become a genre in the porn industry?

I think when AIRBNB became popular to use as sets. They wanted to get in as many scenes as possible and no doubt it was done as a joke and thrown up on a free site. But it was so ridiculous that it became popular.

The step bro/sis porn thing is a direct result of the divorce rate and blended families becoming the norm. has to be a bunch of step sibs where one gets the hots for another.

 

[GeeBee]

I wouldn’t know. I always fast forward to the good parts. LOL.

I have to say that the whole scenario is something I actually enjoy about porn. Not the most popular opinion I know. If they just get to it right away I always want to know how they got there? How did this schmuck pick up this hot girl? Are they strangers? Cheating on their spouses on a business trip? I need to know!!!

One of the weirdest scenarios I’ve seen is a dystopian voice over setting this scene where only sex for procreation is legal because of population decline (I think) so lesbian sex is banned. Two wives who are sick of their husbands hook up behind their guys backs. They know it's wrong to cheat, and illegal, but that all makes it better. Oh Yeah!!!

 

[kherg007]

I must admit listen to and enjoy the dialogue before and throughout a lesbian sex scene. Like this one with Skin Diamond and Ana Foxxx.

 

[PvtJoker]

The most powerful ones I have seen on big pours sometimes are two man affairs - one holds the AC powered motor hooked to the diesel power generator
And the other manages the long flex shaft.

We were placing a message sign post footing in wet sandy conditions in January a few years ago up on what I think of as the 400 extension, north of Barrie.
Bore the 36" diameter casing in and use rotary bore drill inside it to bring muck up.
Took us a while to realise the sand muck coming up was flowing in at the bottom of the casing at this site

It Was the last of 8 footings in the contract, and the 7m long casing steel, though worth $5k, was pretty banged up by then.
I suggested the contractor maybe think about leaving the casing in the hole this time, if he wanted any hope to get this thing in today.

Hang the 6m long anchor cage at the right height on the kelly bar hoist line and use the drill head mechanism with chains to hold onto the casing and push down for most of the pour.
And keep pouring concrete until the level comes up right.

Normal pour was is 7cum of concrete for these footings

First concrete truck comes, drops 8cum in, vibrate and bang, the concrete drops out of sight.

Second truck was on the way because the super knew it would take some more.
Drop its load in, vibrate and some of the first load starts coming up on the outside of the casing.
Not what we want to see.

Third concrete truck ordered, Dump first 4cum of its load in the void around the outside of the casing and vibrate ouside casing until level is stable.
Wait 10 minutes, then add about 3cum in to top up the casing and this time the level stays up where we want it.

Hoist the casing a bit to get the right top elevation. Adjust the cage, wait 5 minutes, pull all the supports

Vibrate the 1.2m long anchor bolt cage in. Lay vibrator on the top keeper plate and let it walk the bolts down
Unchain everything as last concrete goes in, wash up tons of stuff with the concrete truck wash water.
What a day.
Dress off the top with trowels, add wet burlap, gobs of straw bales, rope around tarps to protect concrete while still hydratiing against frost.

Left home at 6am. A hole that started 9am. Pour that was supposed to finish about 3pm.
And it was 9pm before we pulled the last of the cones and started heading home. Got in the door at midnight.
Late dinner, no alarm clock set when I went to bed.

…I’m picturing that as a coded description of an encounter…