My first drive by pickup ends in handjob
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Tell me..............would you get into a car with Zardy?
Hmmm, since he was near the Eaton centre, maybe it wasn't actually a "girl" he picked up. Maybe he's lucky he didn't get that bj!!
She was a real woman, her breast could not have been man-made, and her face is that of a woman and very hot! I was clear headed. I'm going to see her again this weekend - will take it to the next level.
you could be my driver, i am sure there are 1000's of porn quality hot chicks out there just dying to get in a van with strangers with vid cams and have sex while driving.
The mind is a very powerful thing...................I am sure she seemed very real to you.
oh no, all you have to do is offer them a 5 min drive and they will help you abort knuckle babies.Really? And here I was thinking Toronto chicks were so conservative...
internets are serious, much like cake.
Why would you get 7 or 8 women to decline politely for such a generous offer ? 20 minutes walk from Eaton's Centre - I'm guessing the Jarvis / St Charles area ? They do have ladies walking that neighborhood.
Now if you drove her the distance that it would have taken her to walk in 20 minutes - I'm guessing you still have a little friction burn from that HJ or lucked out at a lot of lights.
You know I believe this guy - women love a guy who takes command is sexually aggressive. It was documented by an author most guys would know little about named Herb Tarlek who worked a radio station before he wrote the Macho Man's Bible to Getting Laid By Hot Chicks. Basically he wrote that hot women are sick of the sympathetic sensitive man and prefer a macho man who can never hear the word 'No'.
I guess I can back up Zardoz story because the same thing happened to me during TIFF. So I'm cruising the downtown theatre district airing out my big erect dick. Oh, a few woman and children ran away but eventually a tall hottie not only didn't run away but came over to talk to me. I said something cool 'hey babe - you keep walking with those tits bouncing like that and you will get a ticket for looking like a street slut. She laughed at my wit .. then looked at me and my dick ... you know guys are afraid to approach me because I'm so hot but you .. you are a man and treat me like a woman.
Next thing I know she has yanked the rusty Tercel door open and jumped in beside me - but not before I see in the flickering dome light that it was none other than Megan Fox. She was on her way to her husband but obviously was not going to give up a shot at a jackpot for some wimpy girly man. She was stroking me slowly and I was going to pull off to this great spot behind the Harvey's on Jarvis when I almost got cut off by a Taxi. I told Megan 'sit' & 'stay girl' which touched off an involuntary orgasm causing her to gasp as she watched her man leave the Tercel to confront the Taxi. As the fare got out the female taxi driver started to open the door when she saw my erect penis. I said something like why risk a ticket when you can just give me your number and I might call later? She smiled 'macho hunks like you are rare' giving me her card. I was about to join Megan when a hesitate sexy voice said ' hey you - room in that car for one more?' It was Jessica Alba cradling a one year old child. 'I really need you !' she whispered. What about the kid ? She leaned into the taxi, put the kid in and gave the driver some money. 'What kid ?' We both smiled and headed back to the Tercel and 7 minutes of eternal bliss.
I discovered that when women see your naked penis in the car - they know they have found a macho guy who isn't pussy footing around. BTW: For those that believe me and want to hear me tell you more stuff that will never help your dismal lives - I am holding courses.
If in fact the story is "true", I'd be careful, next time you could be getting pulled over and charged with stalking if you approach the wrong woman.
Hate to break it to you HetroGuy, but Megan Fox and Jessica Alba are two of the easiest women around... I also scored with both of them during TIFF, but I didn't have to lower myself to your level. For guys who prefer a more understated approach to picking up women, I highly recommend a book by famed author Les Nessman called The Timid Man's Guide to Getting Sloppy Seconds from Hot B-List Celebrities.
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