Naughty & Nice list
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I don't care what list I'm on as long as it's the same one that Jenny7943 is on.
If Rusty can be on that same list, all the better.
If Rusty can be on that same list, all the better.
T
The Baron
Actually Santa Christmas came early for me this year, so Im not asking for much. But while your delivering the gifts for her I would be very greatfull if could sneak into her bath and break that F$#@ing shower massage. Thanks
Baron
Baron
Re: First List
Not what I expected on a search of my name today.
I will say this though... I am on the fun list in my opinion.
OH MY GOD!Santa said:
Not what I expected on a search of my name today.
I will say this though... I am on the fun list in my opinion.
List 2 and more to cum!
Naughty List
Aldo McDuff – well you would have made the nice list but giving those lemons to Laura was very bad. Also, you are no longer dreaming about sheep but acting out your dreams…very very naughty and the sheep will never be the same again.
Sweet Diane – you gave up on Santa and your dreams. Remember Santa sees everything….oh my!
Drlove – well the ladies tell me you need a refresher course in sex 101. Classes start Jan. 3rd at the next Terb Party. You just might make the nice list if you attend.
Tbill a.k.a longbond – well can’t decide who you want to be I see. Now you make the naughtiest of the naughty list. Start loving again instead of feeling like you need to hurt the ladies. I love you.
Jenny7943 – I got to see you do a lot of naughty things this year my dear. Remember if you say you are going to do something – do it. Also makes the naughty list for leaving the guys hanging – or is that with a stiffy?
Laura – you are such a naughty girl. Escort to massage left some poor boys hanging with a big stiffy including me. Now next year I expect you to be good and learn more naughty bodyslides.
Baron – you are in the same position as drlove. Sex 101 classes start Jan 3rd at the next Terb Party. The shower massage means you need help. Just not nice!
Nice List
Pool – even as a child you didn’t believe in me but I believed in you. You have been a good boy this year and your dreams may come true….was that blonde or brunette?
Jesterz – a lovely lady told me in one of her many delusional dreams that you have a kind heart….was a good dream obviously. You have been exceptionally nice.
Longfirmleggs – don’t even try to trick Santa. You have been way too good this year and I expect you to keep up the good work. Almost made the naughty list for those bi-sexual thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apoc – well copa, what can I say you where nice. Santa never gets a break. I have to tell the truth and yet I want Apoc to be naughty.
Pistol Pete – well I know you wanted to be on the naughty list for playing with Rusty but I see everything and I know all…better luck next year but you are too nice.
Naughty List
Aldo McDuff – well you would have made the nice list but giving those lemons to Laura was very bad. Also, you are no longer dreaming about sheep but acting out your dreams…very very naughty and the sheep will never be the same again.
Sweet Diane – you gave up on Santa and your dreams. Remember Santa sees everything….oh my!
Drlove – well the ladies tell me you need a refresher course in sex 101. Classes start Jan. 3rd at the next Terb Party. You just might make the nice list if you attend.
Tbill a.k.a longbond – well can’t decide who you want to be I see. Now you make the naughtiest of the naughty list. Start loving again instead of feeling like you need to hurt the ladies. I love you.
Jenny7943 – I got to see you do a lot of naughty things this year my dear. Remember if you say you are going to do something – do it. Also makes the naughty list for leaving the guys hanging – or is that with a stiffy?
Laura – you are such a naughty girl. Escort to massage left some poor boys hanging with a big stiffy including me. Now next year I expect you to be good and learn more naughty bodyslides.
Baron – you are in the same position as drlove. Sex 101 classes start Jan 3rd at the next Terb Party. The shower massage means you need help. Just not nice!
Nice List
Pool – even as a child you didn’t believe in me but I believed in you. You have been a good boy this year and your dreams may come true….was that blonde or brunette?
Jesterz – a lovely lady told me in one of her many delusional dreams that you have a kind heart….was a good dream obviously. You have been exceptionally nice.
Longfirmleggs – don’t even try to trick Santa. You have been way too good this year and I expect you to keep up the good work. Almost made the naughty list for those bi-sexual thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apoc – well copa, what can I say you where nice. Santa never gets a break. I have to tell the truth and yet I want Apoc to be naughty.
Pistol Pete – well I know you wanted to be on the naughty list for playing with Rusty but I see everything and I know all…better luck next year but you are too nice.
A
Animal
Jenn you are always on a fun list - especially mine.WOOHOO
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Did someone girls, girls, girls? SLURP-DROOL
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Did someone girls, girls, girls? SLURP-DROOL
Hold on, Hold on!
Last year you screwed me big time. Getting me extra large condoms
Very funny you fat bastard!
You better hide Mrs. Claus, cause I'm going to "tap that ass!"
Fat bastard!!!!
You owe me big time!
Back Burner
Last year you screwed me big time. Getting me extra large condoms
Very funny you fat bastard!
You better hide Mrs. Claus, cause I'm going to "tap that ass!"
Fat bastard!!!!
You owe me big time!
Back Burner
Re: woooooooooo
I'm thinking of crashing the bad party. Jenny will need a bodyguard there.
Well, Annalee, we're stuck with the nice crowd. I guess Arsenal fans are too well behaved.longfirmleggss said:
I'm thinking of crashing the bad party. Jenny will need a bodyguard there.
J
Jay_toronto
Dear Santa:
I can't help myself.
I was once happy just to count sheep, but ever since the accident they've been showing up in short skirts and long jackets.
If you're still interested in becoming a coal miner, I'll leave a bottle of vino and the sopresata by the fireplace.
Aldo
I can't help myself.
I was once happy just to count sheep, but ever since the accident they've been showing up in short skirts and long jackets.
If you're still interested in becoming a coal miner, I'll leave a bottle of vino and the sopresata by the fireplace.
Aldo
Dear Santa,
I have a bone to pick with you. That G.I.Joe (with Kung Fu grip) you gave me when I was a kid, gave my sister's Barbie a red tit. Never heard the end of it. To this day, Ken still blames me. Not that it bothers me, the 'gaydar' was off the scale with him (not that there's anything wrong with that..). Nice way to get your jollies Santa!
Signed,
A naughty boy
I have a bone to pick with you. That G.I.Joe (with Kung Fu grip) you gave me when I was a kid, gave my sister's Barbie a red tit. Never heard the end of it. To this day, Ken still blames me. Not that it bothers me, the 'gaydar' was off the scale with him (not that there's anything wrong with that..). Nice way to get your jollies Santa!
Signed,
A naughty boy
T
The Baron
T
The Baron
Sheik said:
I'll take care of that for ya *lol* Really weak pressure good enough or do you want to break the thing outright? Breaking means she will just replace it with another one
Im thinking along the lines of a squirt gun
Baron
Re: Re: woooooooooo
Sorry Annalee and Pete but any Arsenal fan should be on the bad list for sure. I mean, my god Arsenal?
We all know that the best team on the Island is the Rangers!!
Btw Santa, Scuba doesn't really need any presents this year, but world peace would be a great place to start.
Best of the Holiday Season to everyone
Pistol Pete said:
Sorry Annalee and Pete but any Arsenal fan should be on the bad list for sure. I mean, my god Arsenal?
We all know that the best team on the Island is the Rangers!!
Btw Santa, Scuba doesn't really need any presents this year, but world peace would be a great place to start.
Best of the Holiday Season to everyone
