There was some talk last week about a new MP at King and Erb... so I decided to piss everyone off and go check out the other new MP that no one was talking about.
Now Open! Super Energy Aromatherapy Massage. Now hiring. Call 648-9600.
Located in a small strip mall in the 2000 block Victoria North area. You'll know you there when you see a big road sign promoting their business. Be careful driving in at night since there's a gravel entrance into the parking lot. Like most people coming down #7... I'm usually going 80-100 kms an hour returning from the Manor. After a couple 360's in the gravel and a few knocked over signs... I arrived safely at their location.
Brand new... two weeks old... looks like they've taken over the space from a sign making business. First reaction? An empty and tacky reception area with the smell of fresh paint. Out from the back came a taller 35ish lady with short blonde hair. I'm surprised I even remembered her hair colour because she was wearing a tight t-shirt that somehow covered her 38DD's. She actually told me later they were bigger than DD's... but at that size… does it really matter? Nice looking Polish lady... I would guess 5' 9" 140-150 lbs with probably 25% of her body weight in breasts. Found out later “first hand” that they were wonderful and all natural... might be the "best boobs in KW" at the current time.
Went in the room... nicer than the reception area... light music playing... dimmed lights... professional quality massage table... clean linen. She waited in the room while I undressed... which I found a little unusual. Then asked for the $40 door fee. I planted face down on the table as she provided some light massage techniques while we quietly discussed alternative options. No set pricing... but the phrase "how much do you want to spend?" question came out. I hate this when it happens because you never know. Anyways… wondering what exactly was available... I decided to offer a $100 tip. Then she asked for it upfront... which again is awkward as you get up from the table with a hard-on retrieving the money from your wallet. In most cases... I would have been pissed... but since I was still drooling at the potential size and suffocation breast possibilities… embarrassment wasn’t an issue anymore.
Anna took off her clothes... leaving on her thigh-high nylons. She asked me to flip over because she wanted to start the massage while on my back. When I asked why... she said it was more relaxing to get the issue at hand out of the way so I could totally relax and enjoy the great RMT quality massage afterwards. This is the first time I've ever heard of this. Next as she did some light touching... she reached down below the table for a plastic bag. Inside the plastic bag was something that looked like a small condom. Interesting... no brand name? Mmmm... Polish condoms? Could Polish men actually be that small? She takes it out and while massaging me with her other hand… I closed my eyes and dreamed of “oral things to come”. I was then rudely awoken from my deep oral fantasy to realize that it wasn’t a condom… but rather a finger cot. Perhaps the best way to explain this is… “I will never be able to look at a first aid kit ever again”.
As my voice changed into numerous levels of assorted pitches.... somewhere between Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music and the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz... I realized that I was in for a little more than a standard MP session. So as she continued to show me her ability to multi-task with both hands… breasts and assorted fingers… Anna started getting verbal with me… porno verbal. Always looking for variety… I asked if she could teach me some dirty Polish words. She laughed and proceeded to give me two... walić konia and cipka. I wrote down something else she said… went home afterwards and googled searched it. The translation came back something like… “Look at this jerk… he’ll never find where I put that finger cot”.
Now Open! Super Energy Aromatherapy Massage. Now hiring. Call 648-9600.
Located in a small strip mall in the 2000 block Victoria North area. You'll know you there when you see a big road sign promoting their business. Be careful driving in at night since there's a gravel entrance into the parking lot. Like most people coming down #7... I'm usually going 80-100 kms an hour returning from the Manor. After a couple 360's in the gravel and a few knocked over signs... I arrived safely at their location.
Brand new... two weeks old... looks like they've taken over the space from a sign making business. First reaction? An empty and tacky reception area with the smell of fresh paint. Out from the back came a taller 35ish lady with short blonde hair. I'm surprised I even remembered her hair colour because she was wearing a tight t-shirt that somehow covered her 38DD's. She actually told me later they were bigger than DD's... but at that size… does it really matter? Nice looking Polish lady... I would guess 5' 9" 140-150 lbs with probably 25% of her body weight in breasts. Found out later “first hand” that they were wonderful and all natural... might be the "best boobs in KW" at the current time.
Went in the room... nicer than the reception area... light music playing... dimmed lights... professional quality massage table... clean linen. She waited in the room while I undressed... which I found a little unusual. Then asked for the $40 door fee. I planted face down on the table as she provided some light massage techniques while we quietly discussed alternative options. No set pricing... but the phrase "how much do you want to spend?" question came out. I hate this when it happens because you never know. Anyways… wondering what exactly was available... I decided to offer a $100 tip. Then she asked for it upfront... which again is awkward as you get up from the table with a hard-on retrieving the money from your wallet. In most cases... I would have been pissed... but since I was still drooling at the potential size and suffocation breast possibilities… embarrassment wasn’t an issue anymore.
Anna took off her clothes... leaving on her thigh-high nylons. She asked me to flip over because she wanted to start the massage while on my back. When I asked why... she said it was more relaxing to get the issue at hand out of the way so I could totally relax and enjoy the great RMT quality massage afterwards. This is the first time I've ever heard of this. Next as she did some light touching... she reached down below the table for a plastic bag. Inside the plastic bag was something that looked like a small condom. Interesting... no brand name? Mmmm... Polish condoms? Could Polish men actually be that small? She takes it out and while massaging me with her other hand… I closed my eyes and dreamed of “oral things to come”. I was then rudely awoken from my deep oral fantasy to realize that it wasn’t a condom… but rather a finger cot. Perhaps the best way to explain this is… “I will never be able to look at a first aid kit ever again”.
As my voice changed into numerous levels of assorted pitches.... somewhere between Julie Andrews in the Sound of Music and the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz... I realized that I was in for a little more than a standard MP session. So as she continued to show me her ability to multi-task with both hands… breasts and assorted fingers… Anna started getting verbal with me… porno verbal. Always looking for variety… I asked if she could teach me some dirty Polish words. She laughed and proceeded to give me two... walić konia and cipka. I wrote down something else she said… went home afterwards and googled searched it. The translation came back something like… “Look at this jerk… he’ll never find where I put that finger cot”.
