*new* *new* Word Game Thread

[superquad1968]

Here's the deal.

Goober seems to have a twist in his knickers. Doesn't like the new sex woird thread, etc. This is a thread where we can surmise why he has gotten this way. Could be a medical condition. Mybe someone pissed him off, etc.

I'll start:

His Mom found his stash of midget porn and grounded him

 

[red]

he is a virgin

 

[BiggieE]

..his gerbils ate his new copy of Penthouse Forum.....

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Not enough experience with sex to come up with words beginning with every letter of the alphabet.

Oh wait...

 

[BiggieE]

...his Mom took the lock off the washroom door.....

 

[TheNiteHwk]

he's got gum on his shoe.

 

[BiggieE]

..."friends" keep asking why his palm is all red......

 

[auto doctor]

...his shower time has been reduced to one jerking

 

[BiggieE]

....his shorts have holes in them anyway...so why not.....

 

[Berlin]

...he needs a kiss from Kathleen.

 

[BiggieE]

....Miss Valentine said she's never done that before......

....and never will.....

 

[maxim4]

.....for it makes for easy access ........

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

he's got gum on his shoe.

LmaoOooOOoO.

 

[Vanessa Valentine]

....Miss Valentine said she's never done that before......

....and never will.....

I refuse to insert that poor Gerbil ANYWHERE near Gooby's backside. So please stop asking...

 

[BiggieE]

I refuse to insert that poor Gerbil ANYWHERE near Gooby's backside. So please stop asking...

....I'm in love....a lady with a sense of humor....who happens to be a hottie.....hehe.....

..PetSmart is having a $2.99 intenet special on Gerbils....