Not really sure where to post this, but help a newbie out?

[classykicks]

I'm thinking of seeing an SP soon, but I'm not sure where to start. I've never done this before. It's a bit of an escape for me, and I don't I'll make it into too much of a regular thing. That being said, I just wanted to ask about the risk of STDs - I'm not thrilled about the prospect of catching something permanent for an escape. I'm pretty well-adjusted to the idea in all other respects, but I just want to make sure I know what I'm doing and cover my ass - are there any options in the industry to pay extra to have someone who's certified disease free? ("certified" feels like a weird word to use here, lol). Or an agency with a reputation for screening clients/sps for diseases, or one in which you can pay extra for a clean bill of health?

Thanks!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

There's no such thing as a certified disease free encounter. There's risk involved the moment your dick enters an orifice. The only thing you can do is mitigate your risk by wrapping your tallywhacker in latex. Now most of the fine ladies supply their own latex wrapping devices.

You may choose to wear the latex wrapping device for when the lady engulfs your john thomas within her oral cavity. She may offer the option of not wrapping, at which time the decision is up to you. You MUST wear the latex wrapping device when the lady engulfs your schwanz within her vaginal or her tight fucking ass. Of this there is no negotiation.

Another thing you should probably do is see the reputable ladies. While Edith the Blonde Bombshell's ad may seem attractive, when you read the words "no restrictions", you should be running the other way.

Listen, you take a risk by driving on the 401. Will you get t-boned by a cattle truck? Probably not. Could you? Well, Cletus has some heifers going to market today, and he's upset that his sister didn't swallow, but insisted on spitting his cum out last night. You might be getting Freightlinered, but wear your damn seatbelt and be vigilant.

 

[mrsCALoki]

I'm thinking of seeing an SP soon, but I'm not sure where to start. I've never done this before. It's a bit of an escape for me, and I don't I'll make it into too much of a regular thing. That being said, I just wanted to ask about the risk of STDs - I'm not thrilled about the prospect of catching something permanent for an escape. I'm pretty well-adjusted to the idea in all other respects, but I just want to make sure I know what I'm doing and cover my ass - are there any options in the industry to pay extra to have someone who's certified disease free? ("certified" feels like a weird word to use here, lol). Or an agency with a reputation for screening clients/sps for diseases, or one in which you can pay extra for a clean bill of health?

Thanks!

Of course you can be 100% certain that an SP has no pathogens in her body. All you need to do is compensate her for all her normal income for a week, and have a battery of tests done that look for the generic indicators of infections. Of course you will still need to wear a cover unless you do the same.

Aside from the logistics of making certain no infection occurs after the samples are taken and before you get to enjoy her, it should only cost $10 to $20k. Assuming the woman is willing to do it. Oh cost is the same regardless of tests results. You pay for the time on hold

^ was semi sarcasm. Semi because it is true, but few men can afford to be safe

 

[Tapcon]

Check out the Health section in the General area, tons of good info there. Do some homework here and start with the best reviewed and most popular girls here such as Heather, Sweet Petite Jessica or Sexy Spinner. I'm new to the hobby as well and all the info you need is here. Most members are very helpful and in no time you will be able to make a well informed choice..I did, a few times. Good Luck.

 

[fmahovalich]

For the safest, coolest, funniest sexiest most erotic girl at a good price point, catch Cristal


thank me later.

 

[Scarey]

Most of the clean ones get stamped on the forehead for certification......

 

[anon1]

Most of the clean ones get stamped on the forehead for certification......

Look for the terb certified logo and my signature.

 

[Tapcon]

hey you sweet thing thanks for the mention
kisses n licks

You are very welcome dear, you deserve it.

 

[AllisonElm]

Of course you can be 100% certain that an SP has no pathogens in her body. All you need to do is compensate her for all her normal income for a week, and have a battery of tests done that look for the generic indicators of infections. Of course you will still need to wear a cover unless you do the same.

Hate to be a downer here, but this isn't true. There is no test for the HPV strains which cause genital warts. They are diagnosed when they happen, via visual inspection. I believe the DNA test you're thinking of only identifies HPV strains that cause cervical cancer. Unless there is something new that I am not aware of...

Original poster: From my experience, sex workers tend to be sexual health experts. They are more knowledgeable, get tested more frequently, and have more safer sex knowledge than the average person.

Now to agree with some of the comments in this thread. There is no such thing as safe sex. But there is SAFER sex. You need to consider your own comfort level, what risks you are willing to take. Lube and condoms are important. Lube helps condoms not break! Not all STDs can be stopped by condoms, herpes and HPV (genital warts) can be spread by skin-to-skin contact. Condoms do not cover the entire genital area. This is why you should avoid putting your uncovered penis on a vagina or anus/between bum cheeks. It surprises me that people assume as long as it's not going inside a pussy or ass, that it's safe.

Lastly, EVERYONE (male and female) that has regular sex with multiple partners should be getting tested! To the older gentlemen on the board, STI tests no longer require the dreaded and painful urethra swab. These days, you just need to pee in a cup. (First stream urine! Pee directly into the cup.)

Hope this post wasn't too serious, I am new here!

 

[classykicks]

Thanks guys and gals. Yeah, I kinda figured there wasn't anything 100% safe - I guess what I'm looking for is safer-sex, just a lady or an agency that has a reputation for keeping things clean and regularly getting checked. I just want to stack the odds against catching anything.

How do you tell who's more health-minded vs those who just couldn't care less? Would SP's continue to see clients even if they know they've got something?

 

[bobistheowl]

 

[Celticman]

Thanks guys and gals. Yeah, I kinda figured there wasn't anything 100% safe - I guess what I'm looking for is safer-sex, just a lady or an agency that has a reputation for keeping things clean and regularly getting checked. I just want to stack the odds against catching anything.

How do you tell who's more health-minded vs those who just couldn't care less? Would SP's continue to see clients even if they know they've got something?

There are some very reputable ladies that advertise on this board. Some have left clues in this thread . You can find others with a little research on the board and by sending a few PMs to men who post and review on this board who seem to have their heads screwed on. Keep in mind that some men post a lot on this board but do not actually engage in sex for money. You should also check out the web sites of some of the ladies with blue handless (advertisers). Consider emailing or PMing them and tell them your situation and interests. For the most part the gals are just great at communicating if your email/PM is civil and gentlemanly, and their responses will give you a sense of their style.

Apart from the safety issue, it is EXTREMELY important that the first lady that you try this with is someone that is easy to be with and good with a first timer. These qulities will put you at ease and help you to have a great time. When you are considering who to see or soliciting information, try to have an idea of your parameters, if any. Age range, height, ethnicity, hair coulour, height, location, price point, menu. But remember, a search for the perfect combination of these parameters could turn into a quest for the Holy Grail and you will end up never getting laid

If I were writing to myself before my first escort experience, above is the advice that would have helped me. As it happened, I stumbled into the desired result by luck and good fortune! Good luck and enjoy.

 

[Butler1000]

And yet we continue to don rusty armor, take up splintered lance, mount the ol sway back mare and search the Holy Land for said Grail. And the occasional Unicorn we run across.......

 

[Celticman]

And yet we continue to don rusty armor, take up splintered lance, mount the ol sway back mare and search the Holy Land for said Grail. And the occasional Unicorn we run across.......

...... I am my own self contained contradiction in terms!

 

[bobistheowl]

...... I am my own self contained contradiction in terms!

I think when Neil Patrick Harris rides a unicorn, he's further forward. Just sayin'.

 

[red]

Thanks guys and gals. How do you tell who's more health-minded vs those who just couldn't care less?

there is a test that works 100% of the time.

bring two snacks. one carrot sticks and the other - a hostess twinkie.

if she goes for the carrots- she is health minded.