ouch!great rejection line

[bluesman]

Ouch,

got told last night by a girl that I have dated (and fucked a few times) that "I love dick but outside of the bedroom I prefer the company of woman and I've already had yours"

had no clue what to say or do

hope you have a good laugh at my expense!!! (I'm laughing myself btw) Anyone else had some good rejection lines that left them speechless?

 

[Rockslinger]

Anyone else had some good rejection lines that left them speechless?

Two different women used the same line with two completely different results.

Bad woman: "Excuse me, I have to pee. I'll be back." (She never returned.)

Good woman: "Excuse me. I have to pee. Please watch my purse while I'm away." (She returned.)

 

[genintoronto]

Ouch,

got told last night by a girl that I have dated (and fucked a few times) that "I love dick but outside of the bedroom I prefer the company of woman and I've already had yours"

had no clue what to say or do

hope you have a good laugh at my expense!!! (I'm laughing myself btw) Anyone else had some good rejection lines that left them speechless?

As far as rejection goes, being rejected because you have a dick is better than being rejected because you are one.

 

[doggee_01]

As far as rejection goes, being rejected because you have a dick is better than being rejected because you are one.

LOL gen you are priceless
i have to meet you and take you out for dinner......if we end up at my hotel and you are desert so much the better but you are a wicked lady and i know i would enjoy the evening!

 

[Bif_Butkiss]

I overheard a conversation in a bar that i worked at many moons ago.... One of the regulars was trying to pick up a girl who was there with a few of her friends and all she said was 3 words............. SORRY, WRONG SPECIES. LOL

 

[papasmerf]

Takes a special an to drive his lover into the arms of another woman

 

[charmer]

"I don't like a guy with a large penis"... was a very effective line I once heard. Very few would say or admit that they have a small one!

 

[69Shooter]

"I don't like a guy with a large penis"... was a very effective line I once heard. Very few would say or admit that they have a small one!

For the right woman I'd confess to having a nub!

 

[great bear]

Best rejection line I ever heard was: "You are rich, intelligent and attractive, why are you trying to pick me up?"

 

[fmahovalich]

The line really did not make a lot of sense to me...


Is she saying..because she already had your dick ...she does not want it EVER again????

or is she saying...outside the bedroom..she prefers to hang with ladies...but will continue to use YOUR DICK...booty call style??

Which...is not such a bad thing!!!

 

[HetroGuy]

I often wonder what asking a hot girl walking on the sidewalk "oh that's like 20 minutes walk... let me take you if you give me a hj while I am driving" would generate as a rejection line ...

 

[Steve Harper]

"I love dick but outside of the bedroom I prefer the company of woman and I've already had yours"

Response: So how did I taste?

 

[simon482]

me - HI!

her - fuck off

 

[bluesman]

chuckling at the rejection lines everyone has heard of ! it always bruises a bit when you get rejected hard.

and yes, I may be a dick, I may have driven her into the arms of another woman, and I may have had my manhood insulted. Thus the reason i was left speechless, slack jawed and with no clue what to do or say!!. Go figure that it was our pm steve harper who came up with a response lol

and as long as I have 300 dollars in my pocket I can always find some one to fuck !

 

[Rockslinger]

I may have driven her into the arms of another woman,

Don't feel bad, 80% of the women in Toronto are lesbos.

 

[curious newbee]

"I don't like a guy with a large penis"... was a very effective line I once heard. Very few would say or admit that they have a small one!

My reply: My penis size is in direct proportion to the beauty of the woman....you have no worries, I can meet your preference!!! I usually can come up with some kind of comeback...problem is....it happens AFTER they've walked away!!! lol.

 

[Whosyodaddy]

I had a " drive by dumping " , but it didn't leave me speechless.... A while ago, I was shooting the breeze with some of the people I work with and the topic of " worst dumping" came up, and my xgirlfriend won, hands down...

We both worked at the same company, but not always on the same shifts. On Wednesday, we had gotten together, laughed, had great sex, gone out to eat. The last words out of her mouth were "I love you" ... I said "Me too.. I'll either call you tomorrow, or I'll see you at shift change on Friday." Friday afternoon rolls around and I get to work. She's sitting in her car in the parking lot. I walk up and as she rolls the window down, I say " Hey babe, how's it going?"... She says "I don't think we shoulod see each other anymore.".... I stood there for a second, and the thought that passed through my mind was " is there any real hope for a relationship with someone with communication skills that are this piss - poor?" did I really want to be with someone who managed her end of the relationship by threatening to leave?... I really couldn't think of anything else to say, so I just said " Works for me!!" and turned and went into work.

I don't think that was the response she was expecting or looking for, but I stuck with it. I'm sure that sometimes, when a woman says she wants to end a relationship, she really just wants to manipulate you into getting something she wants... and sometimes it just backfires...