part - idle ramblings
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13. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
14. A Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single shlep.
14. A Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single shlep.
21.
Y'know that little black box they recover from plane crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
22.
Where do the ripples in the water go?
Y'know that little black box they recover from plane crashes, why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??
22.
Where do the ripples in the water go?
23.
I just finished reading the dictionary and it turns out the Zebra did it!
24.
I went to the bookstore the other day and asked a clerk where the self-help section was and he said that if he told me that it would defeat the purpose.
I just finished reading the dictionary and it turns out the Zebra did it!
24.
I went to the bookstore the other day and asked a clerk where the self-help section was and he said that if he told me that it would defeat the purpose.
25.
If they make olive oil from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables... what to they make baby oil from?
If they make olive oil from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables... what to they make baby oil from?
uh-oh... now you started it!
27.
A Ham and Cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
28.
A guy walks into a bar.... *OUCH*
29.
Two queers standing at a bar... one says to the other "Can I push in your stool?"
27.
A Ham and Cheese sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
28.
A guy walks into a bar.... *OUCH*
29.
Two queers standing at a bar... one says to the other "Can I push in your stool?"
