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Eli

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Large bills? Small bills? I usually pay by more traditional methods.

Some days it could be:

2 bags of oats + 1 bag ground flour + a chicken

Other days it might be:

1 bag of ground flour + 1 bag of millet + a goat

Recently due to the longer Fall seasonal temperatures I've been exchanging:

2 barrels of apples + 1 bag of acorn squash + a duck

As a tip I sometimes throw in some homemade rhubarb pie. the only downside to this way of exchange is that it's hard to find a cheap place to park my cart.
 

papasmerf

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so let me get this straight.......I bring a couple of linebackers from the Bills and I get the hour for free?
 

papasmerf

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LancsLad said:
The puns were going great until you rectum.

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Rectum...hell they could not walk for a month
 

papasmerf

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LancsLad said:
I've had just about anus of this thread.



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You are just tired of being the butt of this
 

LancsLad

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papasmerf said:
You are just tired of being the butt of this



That was a dirty crack.:eek:




Speaking of dirty cracks, wonder if the Pekker will make an ass of himself soon????
 

papasmerf

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LancsLad said:
That was a dirty crack.




Speaking of dirty cracks, wonder if the Pekker will make an ass of himself soon????

GB tells me he sees you and he feels like he is at home plate :eek:
 

papasmerf

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LancsLad said:
Not when he sldes in cleats first.


That hurts like hell.
turn your back on him and use your head to slow him down
 

LancsLad

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Esco! said:
Not like you would know, I hear you strike out a lot


*assumes severe defensive posture*


I had two balls and was choked up on the bat.


Hell, thats just TOO much info.


is there an erase key?????
 
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