Phuck E-harmony

[james t kirk]

People end up dating their opposite-gender clones, regardless of abstract criteria.

What I find ironic is the commercials make it sound like there's so much psyche matching going on, but then they show you Stepford couples.

And there seems to be one questionable goal: finding you someone who is exactly like you. Does that really work? Many relationships that last, the couple had nothing in common. If someone is the same as you, wouldn't you eventually get bored with that, and not develop in anyway? Maybe, maybe not.

There was a Sienfeld episode about that where Jerry met and got engaged to a woman who was just like him. (janeane garofalo) and at first he's so in love with her, he ask her to marry him, but then it starts to drive him crazy.

 

[HOF]

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LMAO That's what CUTE-BALD said!

 

[bellypincher]

Five years ago they told me that would never find a match. Last night, they told me I would never find a match. Fuck them.

With Mirage, Vixens and Cupids, I can always find a match.

E-Harmony told me the same thing. After answering all those damn questions, they finished me off with that no match message and a kick to the nuts followed by a karate chop to the throat

 

[Never Compromised]

Why are you mad a E harmony? It's more a comment on you,..., that they were outright rejected like you.

As far as Mirage, Vixens, and Cupids, it keeps it simple, but what are the girls saying when you not in the room? You're a business transaction and not much else. Ka' Ching!

A) I am not angry or mad at eHarmony, I was simply posting to amuse myself.
B) you're quite right to suggest that it is a comment on me, I guess not everyone in cyberspace has as high standards as I have. Or as quirky a sense of humour.
C) Are you an idiot? Of course visiting a SP is a business transaction. As Charlie Sheen pointed out, you don't pay a girl to fuck her, you pay her to leave after.

 

[Never Compromised]

Does it actually say you won't find a match?!?!

Actually, it said that they had no matches in the database and that there was no chance of it happening with e-Harmony but that that does not mean that there is not the right person for me out there and that I should keep looking.