Pick Up Lines

[calloway]

I'm working on my black slang and trying to impress Jessica.

How many know what these basic words/phrases mean?

• Break her off somethin' proper
  
• Bobo Keys
  
• Cabbage
  
• Cuttin' a rug
  
• Flip dem birds

 

[jessica_dark]

So, what made you think he was black again?

His MSN picture had him sitting at the comp and there was even another dude in the background. He was def a black guy. And again, they way he was typing words and phrasing his sentences.

"OKAY BABES, IF U SAY I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT'S COOL LETS SQUASH IT NOW AM PRETTY MUCH SURE THAT I KNOW YOU BUT IF YOU SAY SO, LET ME USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO KNOW YOU BECAUSE YOUR SO FINE FOR ME TO LET YOU WALK AWAY WITHOUT GETTING NO WHERE WITH A SWEET GIRL LIKE YOU."

It's funny because he said I have a nice face....nowhere on my site does it have a face pic.

 

[calloway]

It's funny because he said I have a nice face....nowhere on my site does it have a face pic.

That's hobbyist slang for your ass...

 

[jessica_dark]

lol I think he's too cheap to pay for anything...but good point.

 

[jessica_dark]

After all the back and forth today I received another email. Here is exacty what it said.

why do you have to be heartless, i don't fuck ass and i don't suck pussy thats why am a dude, if you want satisfaction come to me, i have it long and thick not the size of a hotdog but a size bigger than the sausage. i got the real thing, the come back tool.


My reply was less than polite since he's already been blocked on MSN. If he interests anyone else, I'll be happy to forward his email.

 

[calloway]

have it long and thick not the size of a hotdog but a size bigger than the sausage. i got the real thing

That's so cute...

http://anyad.rulez.org/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=103093&g2_serialNumber=3

 

[sirloinofsteak]

Calloway, you forgot 2 other redneck pick up lines:
Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night!
Your eyes are like diamonds, baseball diamonds, with bags in each corner

 

[calloway]

Calloway, you forgot:
Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night

I love that one... but Cutterbuck will probably steal it first.

 

[bestillmehard]

how much does a polar bear weigh? (wait for the I dont know).....just enough to break the ice...hi my name is....

Nice pants, mind if I join you?
how about a 68? You do me and Ill owe you.

 

[jtee]

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night!

Now THAT is a great line.

 

[Stoo]

Guaranteed success...

Hi there. My name is Calloway...

 

[calloway]

Hi there. My name is Calloway

That line has obviously worked well for you over the years.

 

[Stoo]

That line has obviously worked well for you over the years.

It has. It took a little practice to get the slur and the drool down pat, but I have it now~

 

[calloway]

It has. It took a little practice to get the slur and the drool down pat, but I have it now

I don't need to talk... I let "Big Bubba" do all the talking.

 

[Hurricane Hank]

"So, when does your father get out of jail?"

Jessica: "He's not in jail !"

"Oh, so he wasn't caught stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?"

 

[Twinklegirl]

"So, when does your father get out of jail?"

Jessica: "He's not in jail !"

"Oh, so he wasn't caught stealing the stars and putting them in your eyes?"

Barf. That was terrible. lol

 

[jessica_dark]

boo-urns

 

[Stoo]

I don't need to talk... I let "Big Bubba" do all the talking.

Walk softly and all that?

 

[Doh]

Bubba and Cooter's Sure Fire Pick Up Lines

Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter. Enjoy!

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
AND.. the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

 

[elmo]

Maybe he was a drunk white guy... pissed and used Michael Jackson's pic?

i thought MJ was a white girl...Oh sure, he started life as a black boy but now...