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So I gets to thinking... this Brenda Stronach is kinda cute. I'm thinking she'd fit right into one of those gonzo porn setups... let's call it PILFs - Politicians I'd like to Fuck.

Benazir Bhutto is pretty hot...
Locally, Karen Stintz, on Toronto city council looks like she could be fun.

Anyone else have any other candidates?
 
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JimboJ

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"Hey wevildoer, just remember, Brenda IS going to fuck you if she becomes PM. She just won't kiss you first."

Ultimately, just like any other politician . . .
 
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WhaWhaWha

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Between a rock and a hard place
I bet Janet Reno would go all night.
 
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galt

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Mayor Hazel....It was her b-day today...83 years of pent up passion lol
 
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wevildoer

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PILFs' tagline: Fuck them before they Fuck you.

Winston said:
Hey wevildoer, just remember, Brenda IS going to fuck you if she becomes PM. She just won't kiss you first.
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Oh, the irony isn't lost on me at all. In fact, since we're on a roll, we could have a Liberal edition of PILFs dedicated to fucking those politicians who themselves have been PILFering from the public purse. But I digress.

Did you catch the bit on Caroline Di Cocco's web site? (http://www.premier.gov.on.ca/englis...hy.asp?MPP_ID=7)

Justice Gordon Killeen called her work "dogged, skilful (sic), and of high quality." Perhaps his honor was giving a guarded review about her sexual performance... doggystyle, skillfull, high quality.

Speaking of judging and lawyers, once we retire on the proceeds from our wonderful new porn series PILFs: Politicians I'd like to Fuck, let's pitch LILFs: Lawyers I'd like to Fuck.
 
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Goober Mcfly

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*reads Fang's last post*

*looks down at crotch*

Well, I'll be damned. I'm an innie now!
 
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Fay

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if it was up yer arse, you'd know.
Stockwell Day

I know, he's already pretty much out of the spotlight, but I have this thing about seducing the "holier-than-thou's". He's so young (comparatively), so pure (in outward appearance). I'll corrupt him good! Make him nervous, make him sweat, make him bite his lip and roll his eyes back as I slide my hand up his thigh and hover my warm lips a half-inch over his, you could almost hear his thoughts: "Oh, no. No no no, this is not good, I can't - I can't do this, this is morally....uh....she's sliding down my body, what is she going t-......she not really going to-.....sweet Jesus, in her mouth?!? oh no, god no, think chaste thoughts - think chaste thoughts - think of mother....oh god, f*ck me, it's too late. Girl, do what you will with me!!!!!"

And I'll bet he's a real princess in the sack. :)
 
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WhaWhaWha said:
I bet Janet Reno would go all night.
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I'll bet I could go all night if I found Janet Reno in my bed - placing one foot in front of the other just as rapidly as I could.
 
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BadMonkey

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Say it ain't so!

How did this thread get so far with no mention of Hilary Clinton?

She's classy and she's married to Bill - so you never know what she might be into.

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