Post your insults here

[jerbear]

My idea of safe sex with you is to jerk off in my hand and throw it at you .

 

[jerbear]

You're so ugly , beauty is in the eye of the idiot .

 

[jerbear]

Drink till she's cute or untill I drop dead . The funeral home is on the top of my speed dial .

 

[jerbear]

I hate insulting you but it comes so naturally .

 

[jerbear]

Last time you said you wanted sex with me my dick went turtle for a week .

 

[jerbear]

You're so ugly you make Goober's mom look good .

 

[jerbear]

Finally ! I WOULD'NT HAVE SEX WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU WERE THE LAST BITCH ON EARTH .....but I'd do it anyway because I'm such a manwhore .

 

[anon1]

May you receive three ships ladened with gold...

.......and it still not be enough to pay your doctor's bill.

 

[SandStorM]

Wtf ? Where do you listen from ? Your ass ???

 

[Bear669]

Lol!

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Excellent, and I need a laugh today.

 

[LancsLad]

You're so ugly you almost make LanscLad look good .

No amount of alcohol can make jerbear look good.




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[Danolo]

Your family tree has no branches.

 

[Danolo]

Just because you are beautiful, doesn't mean you are good in bed.

 

[jerbear]

No amount of alcohol can make jerbear look good.




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That explains why the owner of the bar loves when I come in .......everyone starts to drink more . LOL

 

[DonTrafficante]

truism of life & why we do what we do

"for every hot ass chick there is a guy tired of fucking her"

 

[jerbear]

Thank god someone invented paper bags.

 

[Tiffany_69]

lol

Thank god someone invented paper bags.

you can recycle them to.

 

[train]

On Jack Layton : That guy is a 40 watt light bulb that thinks he's a chandelier.

 

[seaniam]

On Jack Layton : That guy is a 40 watt light bulb that thinks he's a chandelier.

You've exaggerated the wattage.


sean

 

[PDSAjax]

If I had a face like yours, I'd get it circumcised