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[Cardinal Fang]

Sitting beside Goober on the way to Hell

Goober: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting we should eat my mother?
Cardinal Fang: Yeah. Not raw, not raw. We cook her. She'd be delicious with a few french fries, a bit of broccoli and stuffing. Delicious!

*smacks his lips*

Goober: What! Well, actually, I do feel a bit peckish - NO No, I can't!
Cardinal Fang: Look, we'll eat your mum. Then, if you feel a bit guilty about it afterwards, we can dig a grave and you can throw up into it.
Goober: All right

 

[Meesh]

Goober: Um, er...excuse me, um, are you... are you suggesting we should eat my mother?
Cardinal Fang: Yeah. Not raw, not raw.

EWW...Goober's Mom as sushi...

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Is it too early in the morning for this?

 

[wrong hole]

Isn't goober's mom a little too old....the meat would be tough and chewy...even if you tenderize it

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Right, right, stop it. This thread's got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about people ignoring daniel30, but now it's got silly. Cardinal Fang's hair is too long for a vicar too. These banners are pretty badly made. Right, now for a complete change of mood.

Cut to Sheik in dirty raincoat.

Sheik In Dirty Raincoat: I've heard of unisex but I've never had it.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Goober, didnt you wave goodbye a week ago?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

1. It was Monday.
2. Yes I did.
3. Are you helping me move my freezer or not?

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Goobs, yes I can help you move the freezer, but not until August..... until then keep it plugged in, thawed bodies tend to attract unwanted attention.

From what I am told.....

 

[TheNiteHwk]

What about

Sheiks' truck?


Oh shoot ... too late... he gone already.

You don't want to use his truck anyway. it's red and has a fluid leak (read heat score).

 

[MuffinMuncher]

it's red and has a fluid leak (read heat score).

I think you have it confused with Alien's truck..... the chica magnet!