Putin's Russia & Ukraine updates

NotADcotor

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Putin "kicks the bucket" and goes to hell, but a few years later he gets permission to leave hell and to visit Moscow for a day -

Goes to a pub near Red Square in Moscow, orders a few drinks and asks the bartender: Crimea is still ours ? - Yes, bartender says Donbas is still ours ? - Yes, ours Is Kiev also ours?? - Yes yes, of course it’s ours

Wow, amazing ... how much for the drinks? 50 Ukrainian Hryvnia please - Bartender says
Ah jeez, don't feed into that Ukraine is planing to march on Moscow BS the usual suspects get on about.

Also I don't think he would leave hell, Satan is a bit jealous, unless Sodom Insane pushes him out.

 
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NotADcotor

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Nah.... more like addict2putdickin!
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My local pizza place usually offers free poutine with pizza. I have from the start turned down poutine because I never liked it. Now it's a good political statement. Maybe my mom was right when she said I was cool.



Everything is coming up Millhouse!
 

Insidious Von

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Putin is enraged by Ukraine's Nazi drone attacks, he says he will respond by any means necessary.

Meanwhile the Polish Army has moved to the Belarus border, Lukashansky is attempting to flood NATO with refugees again. He's backed up by Wagner contingents. Doesn't darling Puty realize how vulnerable he is, there are four Allied Air Craft Carriers in the Eastern Mediterranean, they could take out Russia's Syrian Air Force at any time.

 

mandrill

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Putin is enraged by Ukraine's Nazi drone attacks, he says he will respond by any means necessary.

Meanwhile the Polish Army has moved to the Belarus border, Lukashansky is attempting to flood NATO with refugees again. He's backed up by Wagner contingents. Doesn't darling Puty realize how vulnerable he is, there are four Allied Air Craft Carriers in the Eastern Mediterranean, they could take out Russia's Syrian Air Force at any time.

Poland has a very large, very well equipped army. Belarus lasts all of a week before the Poles are in Minsk and Lukashenka is in a cage at the Hague awaiting trial.
 

Insidious Von

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Lukashenka wants to prove to Puty that he has a big swinging dick also, it could backfire badly. Poland has been preparing for war with Russia for over a decade.

 

DinkleMouse

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They could take out the Russian Air Force, not just the ones in Syria.
I think the point was that they lack the range from the Eastern Med. They could, but they'd have to spend a couple of days getting there. Meanwhile Syria could have a US no fly zone over Syria with air supremacy within hours.
 

NotADcotor

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I think the point was that they lack the range from the Eastern Med. They could, but they'd have to spend a couple of days getting there. Meanwhile Syria could have a US no fly zone over Syria with air supremacy within hours.
My point was they have the gear and the training [and the lack thereof on behalf of the Russians to go toe to toe with the whole Russian air force and win.

Obviously even if the fleet could get into the Black Sea [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreux_Convention_Regarding_the_Regime_of_the_Straits] they still wouldn't be able to reach much of Russia, ditto for the rest of the coast line. Obviously Russia is just too big for that. I know that, you know I know that.

But get them in a position where they can get in range, if Russia lost leave of it's senses and deployed up close for some death wish reasons, I'd be putting my cash on the USN.
Russian air assets in Syria, that would be to quote Bison of the Streetfighter movie... a Tuesday.
 
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