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Question about Archie comics

shack

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3. Why does Archie have tic tac toe boards on the sides of his head?

4. Why don't Betty and Veronica get it on?
 

Master Baiter

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Why does Jughead wear a Burger King crown when they never advertise BK?

Archie comics prove that not all babes want guys with slick cars... a la Reggie.

Why doesn't Archie get into a ménage-Ã_-trois with Betty and Veronica?

Jughead is probably playing gay to avoid the clutches of Ethel Muggs...
 

shinyam

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Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while two tramps suck my dick?
 

pineappleguy

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I hear that Betty likes greek.
 

Jade4u

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I always liked Betty better than Veronica. In looks and in attitude. Veronica and Reggie in my opinion make a better match. Both were snobby and thought too highly of themselves.
 

homonger

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I don't think Jughead was gay, I think he was just not interested in girls and more interested in food. Having Big Ethel hot for you would make anyone gay though, so who knows?

Dilton was not Asian. I don't think Asians have ever been in comic books with much regularity. But since he was so smart, he could have been, lol.

The deal with Betty and Veronica, I always thought, was to illustrate the timeless tale of the nice girl and the bitchy girl, and how the boys always want the bitchy girl, even though they know they would really be better off with the nice girl. Wasn't Mary Ann and Ginger on Gilligan's Island kind of the same thing?
 

Manji

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Dilton's last name is Doiley!!
Not very Asian.

How bout Midge?
She was pretty hot but she seemed to be stuck with that big goof, Moose!

Jughead couldn't be gay. He had no sense of style and was a slob!!

Reggie, now I think he could be a closet homosexual. He had an almost mad obssession with Archie!!

I guess Archie was just the man in Riverdale and that's why he got the chicks.
 

wrong hole

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That's a lie, Goober

Archie stuffs his pants with a shopsy's kielbasa

I always wondered if Betty and Veronica could take on a Moose
 
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