Stop on the red light
Go on the green
Always be careful when the yellow light is seen.
Driving and Life.
Go on the green
Always be careful when the yellow light is seen.
Driving and Life.
Quotes that have meaning in your life...
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Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.
Harper Lee - 1926-2016 - Novelist
Harper Lee - 1926-2016 - Novelist
A friend of mine was a funeral director….this was on his business card
They prayed for cake…. The were given flour, oil, eggs, sugar, icing, a pan, and an oven… and they walked out of the kitchen hungry, and angry, feeling their prayers were not answered.
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Things I want to do
1: Own a funeral home in Newfoundland called Dead Newfie Storage because storing dead Newfies would be our fucking business. [and yes I can use the N word]
2: Work in a sex shop so I can claim to have been selling Pornography and Pornographic accessories... like Hank Hill of King of the Hill but not propane.
3: Get a job as a sub manager of the shipping department of a Fudge producter. Business card. Fudge Packing Ass Man.
4: Get a Rolls, replace the Spirit of Ecstasy with an Ogre figure, either Games Workshop or D&D not Shreck. The Ogre of Ecstasy would give me joy joy feelings.
I don't belong to an organized political party - I'm a Democrat. Will Rogers...
In order to get something you never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.
To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late.
To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to be late.
Every day you have a choice. You can chose to be happy or you can chose to be miserable. I chose to be happy so I make me own happiness.. (faveone)
People don't remember what you said or what you did. They remember how you made them feel.. (faveone)
People don't remember what you said or what you did. They remember how you made them feel.. (faveone)
