Quotes

[lasslicker]

An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Atlee got out.

Sir Winston Churchill

 

[lasslicker]

I got a simple rule about everyboby. If you don't treat me right, shame on you.

Louis Armstrong

 

[lasslicker]

You can run with the big dos or sit on the porch and bark.

Wallace Arnold

 

[lasslicker]

(this should be part of the sticky about writing reviews)

If it is not truthful and not helpful, don't say it.
If it is truthful and not helpful, don't say it.
If it is not truthful and helpful, don't say it.
If it is truthful and helpful, wait for the right time.

Buddah

 

[lasslicker]

I can't tell you what the meaning of life is...but I can dance it.

Woody Allen

 

[Falconer]

"This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past."

Agathon

 

[Flower]

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. ~ ~ Albert Einstein

 

[lasslicker]

The highestncondition of art is artlessness.

Thoreau

 

[kbluejayk]

It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.

-Will Rogers

 

[lasslicker]

The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

Voltaire

 

[nautilus]

Squeaze me.


Mike Myers

 

[lasslicker]

If god did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

Voltaire

 

[Flower]

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. ~ Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)

 

[Falconer]

"Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body."

Cicero

 

[Flower]

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. ~ Colette

 

[Cardinal Fang]

There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not. - Monty Python

 

[Flower]

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~ Mark Twain

 

[Flower]

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. ~ Peter Ustinov

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Grabs Sheik and pushes him out the door*

 

[Flower]

You're welcome! BTW ~ We have to stop meeting like this ...

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ~ Will Rogers