Quotes

[LancsLad]

"An appeaser is one who feeds the crocodile, hoping it will eat him last" Sir Winston Churchill

 

[LancsLad]

Damn, that really hurts.

- attributed to hammer developer, testing the product.

 

[Svend]

The original confrontational talk show host Joe Pyne began a dialogue with Frank Zappa in the sixties by saying, "So I guess your long hair makes you a woman."

Zappa immediately responded with, "So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table."

 

[skypilot]

You got five more minutes, then you get off, nut or no nut.

- My first SP, Columbus Georgia, 1970

 

[softtouch99]

My contribution.

 

[baci2004]

If deleting this thread would help TERB's server problems, would you be okay with it?

- Strongbeau

Boxing gloves on the hands of Strongbeau might help.

 

[lasslicker]

For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice - no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service.

John Burroughs

 

[SPQR]

Everbody hates change, but change is the only thing that has moved humanity forward.

- Charles F. Kettering.

 

[LancsLad]

"Shit, thats hot" First man to find fire.

 

[Berlin]

To own a lot is just a burden. To own very little is a luxury.

- Tomas Maier
current Creative Director of
Bottega Veneta

 

[LancsLad]

"They have the internet on computers now??"

Homer Simpson

 

[kerrie]

I doubt sometimes whether a quiet & unagitated life would have suited me - yet sometimes I long for it.
-Byron

 

[kerrie]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those of us who don't.
-Sticker, Bumper

 

[Berlin]

Save the drama for the spotlight, people.

- Ron Howard

 

[Scorpion King]

"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cu.nt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker & Tits".

- George Carlin

SK.

 

[lasslicker]

The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

Horace Walpole

 

[clearwaterjim]

"That wasn"t Rice it was Lice, she"s been dead for three years."

The Farmers Daughter"s Father.

 

[LancsLad]

On a chilly December dawn a US naval observer stationed in Hawaii was heard to say: " gee guys, there's a real nip in the air this morning "




Okay, I made that up.

 

[Kyla_Morgan]

Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!

 

[Cashanova]

My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Grandpa Simpson