rants on DATY!

[maxim4]

Is it just me or is the partaking of daty something that we hobbyist should only do for free! I mean if we are paying for "time" then why waste it on pleasures we cannot enjoy! Now I am sure there are many sp'd who need some DATY so should not offer it on complimentary samples basis.......or am I Out of f...in' mind @ 6:10 am in the morning?
ps.
NO DAMN DATY ! NO DAMN WAY! IF I GOTTA PAY!

 

[lasslicker]

You haven't spent enough time with the orally fixated members of terb max.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Some of us derive pleasure from pleasuring our partner. If you don't like giving DATY, don't. Nobody holds a gun to your head and says "Lick my farking pussy, vermin!", do they?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Nobody holds a gun to your head and says "Lick my farking pussy, vermin!", do they?

I willing to guess that this is what Morgan does. Sounds like her at least.

 

[Back Burner]

I've posted this before...you should NEVER EVER pay extra for DATY.

I've actually stopped doing DATY all together in protest.

 

[MojoRisin']

Some of us derive pleasure from pleasuring our partner. If you don't like giving DATY, don't. Nobody holds a gun to your head and says "Lick my farking pussy, vermin!", do they?

Not unless that kinda kinky yabbering turns you on...Like me!!! lol..but i totally agree with ya Goober..(scarey eh?) DATY is a huge turn on for me. I love seeing the look on a womans face, her writhing in extacy....oh boy...ill stop now

 

[Falconer]

Pleasuring a woman is one of the greatest joys in life.

 

[Goober Mcfly]

*averts his eyes from MojoRisin's tent-pole action*

 

[MojoRisin']

*averts his eyes from MojoRisin's tent-pole action*

It sleeps eight!

 

[midLifeCrisis]

Link!

Daty

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Some of us derive pleasure from pleasuring our partner. If you don't like giving DATY, don't. Nobody holds a gun to your head and says "Lick my farking pussy, vermin!", do they?

Well not those exact words... but an ex of mine from way back when use to do just that.

"OH yah... keep licking... oh yah... don't stop... just keep licking... oh that feels good... yah lick right there... don't stop... oh yah... Ohhhhhhh... Oh gawd I love you.... keep licking... oh baby yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."

!!! I LOVED the action !!!

 

[doubledown]

consider it an investment

 

[Leaffan1976]

As long as they are clean down there I will defintely take up the offer for a pink taco lol Might be kind of fun with a gun tho! "My Gun" would probably go off from all that excitment haha!

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I willing to guess that this is what Morgan does. Sounds like her at least.

Fang, you liar. Now get over here and lick me, before I hunt you down and beat your ass black and blue.

I don't understand the theory of charging extra for DATY, personally. Damn, I've met a few clients I was tempted to pay.

My motto on DATY is "Even when it's pretty damned bad, it's still pretty damned good".


-- Morgan, who has rarely met a tongue she didn't like

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Now get over here and lick me, before I hunt you down and beat your ass black and blue.

Spoken like a true civilian.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I'd tell you to bite me, but that would cost extra.


-- Morgan

 

[Maximus69]

DATY is the greatest way I love to pleasure a woman! Not only do you have a pretty good view of the lady your pleasing, but watching her writhing in pleasure and having your head clamped tight by her legs is just the best feeling. With the right woman for me, I can skip everything else and just stay down on her the entire time. I may not have the biggest manhood, but I have a 9" tongue and breathe through my ears!!!

To those who don't enjoy DATY, I'm sorry for your luck.

Also, If you do it well, I'm sure the lady will be more inclined to give you a much better session.

Max

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I may not have the biggest manhood, but I have a 9" tongue and breathe through my ears!!!

Morgan fans herself, swoons and faints.

Forget getting me a room with Fang - get me one with Maximus!

I swear, write that up as a personal ad, and you'll be so overwhelmed with applicants you'll never need Terb again

-- Morgan

 

[wrong hole]

what kind of women can I attract with this ad...

M seeking F

...slightly tired and emotionally used up male with no opposable thumbs seeking females

passions include squirrel hunting and yelling at empty phone booths

not really a self starter or motivated, can barely maintain a erection at the best of times....but loves getting salad tossed for hours

if interested, contact me on one of the benches in high park

 

[xarir]

I too love DATY. I derive great pleasure out of it and find that a session isn't complete without it.

But I still think it should be free and have samples like the Pepsi Challenge.