rants on DATY!

[Morgan Ellis]

Re: what kind of women can I attract with this ad...

if interested, contact me on one of the benches in high park

Hmm... I guess you're aiming at that ever popular 'women who've given up and will date anything with a pulse' niche market.

Either that, or you're aiming at Sheik. I've heard he's pretty picky about the whole thumbs thing, though.

-- Morgan

 

[wrong hole]

I'm sure there's women attracted to hobo's without opposable thumbs

 

[Maximus69]

Morgan fans herself, swoons and faints.

Forget getting me a room with Fang - get me one with Maximus!

I swear, write that up as a personal ad, and you'll be so overwhelmed with applicants you'll never need Terb again

-- Morgan

Sorry, Fang! This happens all the time when a woman finds out my speacial abilities.

Morgan, whenever you want a free sample, you just call me!
That's probably why I never make money, its all the free samples I give.

Max

 

[Hugger]

I mean if we are paying for "time" then why waste it on pleasures we cannot enjoy!
NO DAMN DATY ! NO DAMN WAY! IF I GOTTA PAY!

Some of us are givers and some are takers. Half of what I take is derived from giving to others. I don't want to throw the word selfish in to it but.......lacking repeat quality maybe?....

 

[Stoo]

A, B, C, D...

A lady-friend once explained to me that most of us spend too much time working on specific parts (ie clit!) and that the trick is to work your way through the alphabet, forming all the letters with your tounge. I laughed at first, but dang, it seems to work. I guess it covers all the bases, without overwhelming the little man in the boat. Hell, I rarely get past M before they loose it!

 

[mmouse]

Good daty guide

http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/ghaos.html