Research Assistant

[i_am_good]

...sounds like...

...a dead end job to me...
...you wouldn't stiff me, would you...
...I wouldn't be caught dead doing that job...

 

[PHNINE]

Research assistants don't have to wear Tux's....only butlers do...

 

[PHNINE]

So does Strong...

 

[greenii]

Doe's this job pay CASH because i am on workers Comp.. and i don't want them to know i am working..Plus this is at night, right. Which is perfect as the workers comp. investigators don't follow me at night...
P.S. I am not really hurt so i can do heavy lifting of dead bodies and dig up graves..

P.S.S. If the position is already filled would you consider buying my left arm as i have no need for it because i am right handed and never Whack off with my left hand,
priced to sell!!!!!!

 

[LancsLad]

The two gay guys that lived in TO had a unique relationship. About 5:30 each day the stay at home partner put his ass in the freezer for about 20 minutes. His friend liked to slip into something cool after work.

 

[bestillmehard]

lmao...friends help you move...but REAL friends help you move bodies..

 

[Bella6969]

What the hell's the matter with you?
You DO NOT pick up a dead body, you roll it onto a blanket or something similar and drag it away. Amateurs!

HAHAHHAHA Just roll it up in a carpet