Retirement Party

[elmo]

I'm retiring, please see Fang, Goober, Sheik or Wrong Hole for tickets to the party I have asked them to throw on my behalf.

PS it will be at a strip club.

No jokes or bad comments in this thread please.

Thank you.

elmo

 

[TheNiteHwk]

This is a joke, right?

Elmo... please don't retire. The kids need you more at this time of year then ever before.

 

[wrong hole]

Elmo is retiring from being straight, he will no longer be on 'TERB'.....he is joining 'MWEIOMMRB'

Man Who Ejaculate Into Other Man's Mouths' Review Board

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Goober's making arrangements for the Party to be held at Remington's. We are going to require a small donation to offset the cost of having Sheik as the feature dancer and the rental of the chocolate fountain with fruit.

PM Wrong Hole for you invite in advance.

 

[elmo]

Damn I hope sheik does the Scottish pole dance...

 

[wrong hole]

I'm sure he will....sheik loves smoking pole

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I've just been informed by Sheik that he will perform his famous caber toss. Hurry up gentlemen...tickets are limited.

 

[elmo]

Can he use wrong hole's caber?

 

[MuffinMuncher]

I, for one, do not want to see Sheik's Scottish pole..... and I'd prefer not to see his Swedish meatballs either.

 

[Meesh]

If you ask nicely, though, he might let you taste his haggis.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

To Muffinmuncher and Meesh:

Were those comments really necessary?

 

[elmo]

OK you can hold it wherever you want...just make sure Kennedy and Kathleen are there...

 

[wrong hole]

"Retirement" to elmo means exactly the same thing as "retirement" to a professional boxer or "farewell tour" to an 80's rock band.

Now that I think about it, didnt Sheik and Goober also retire this year to MWEIOMMRB board?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

OK you can hold it wherever you want...just make sure Kennedy and Kathleen are there...

I've recieved PM's from Kennedy and Kathleen and they both agree you should go fark yourself. I'd take that as a solid "maybe."

 

[elmo]

I've recieved PM's from Kennedy and Kathleen and they both agree you should go fark yourself. I'd take that as a solid "maybe."

They said fark?? Really?? Damn I love it when they talk dirty...

 

[slademan]

I don't believe what i'm reading here, but if it's true.......Elmo can you buy me a ticket.

 

[Esco!]

I've recieved PM's from Kennedy and Kathleen and they both agree you should go fark yourself. I'd take that as a solid "maybe."

Sounds to me like you have an outside chance, elmo

see avatar below.....isnt she pretty??

 

[elmo]

This is a trick question isn't it?

 

[wrong hole]

Anyone who wants to buy tickets to see elmo 'go fark himself'....please pm Goober

It's like watching a dog chase it's tail

 

[Esco!]

What a shitty day today was. I've never seen so much rain in one day.
Almost got into 2 accidents.....gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!