Review: Patricia (Indy – London, UK)

VERYBADBOY

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Had to take a break from all the skinny oriental women and needed some local talent and decided on going Indy versus agency and chose Patricia while glancing at another site that listed loads and loads of escorts. She reminded me of Billy Piper ( http://www.billie-piper.net/ ), an English actress who by funny coincidence played the role of an SP in the series “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” which is playing over here on Showcase, funny thing is she knows this and it is probably the reason for part of her success.

Weblinks (pics are accurate):
http://www.elegantpatricia.com/index.htm

I have well toned body, and blessed with a busty figure. I have a great personality, sweet , playful with a flirtatious smile, I have plenty of energy and always eager to please. I consider myself to be very passionate and open-minded, so if you are looking to have fun, then I am the lady for you, I provide a truly memorable GFE.

Rates:
Time Incall Outcall
one hour £200 £250
Two hours £350 £400

Please call me on 07884 357 511 to discuss other rates
If I could sum up this review in one line it would be … Patricia looks hot but her service level was not.

I arrived on time at her flat and things moved quickly from there and the whole hour was a rushed affair with safe GFE service. This opposed your conversation over the phone stating that she was open minded and that she provides a “memorable GFE” on her website.

In the UK, DFK is called KWT “Kissing With Tongues” and it wasn’t on the menu, as a matter of fact no kissing allowed not even LK. DATY was the only highlight of the session but was short lived and the CBJ/OW, "Oral With", was average. Went on to CFS and it wasn’t bad for about 5 minutes and then she was asking me to cum and we were at the 20-25 mark at the time. At about the 40 minute mark I blow my load during Doggy and decide to cut my losses.

Overall, I wouldn’t return and I think that she was having an overall bad day as it is and that she was taking it out on her customers, well at least I hope that is the case. I should have stayed with the Asians charging £50 less and better service levels.

Cost: £200/hour
Repeat: No
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I was looking at another link provided by a member here and noticed a familiar face ... and body:
http://www.spicegirlslondonescorts.com/giselle.html

Giselle
All Services

Age: 22
From: Venezuela
Stats: 34DD-24-34
Height: 5'6"
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Blonde
English: Fluent
Location: Marble Arch
Tube: Marble Arch

RATES
incall / outcall
1 hour: £ 200 / £ 250
1.5 hours: £ 300 / £ 350
2 hours: £ 350 / £ 400
3 hours: £ 500 / £ 550
Overnight: £ 1200 / £ 1200
The "All Services" usually means A-level(Anal) but my service level wasn't even close ... chalk it up to YMMV. She also told me that she was English born and not Venezuelan ... oh well. You live and you learn.

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Wow, for those prices...every girl should be delivering on the service level. VBB, do you use Cap 69? With the gelt you're laying down, it'd pay for itself with the first mediocre girl it steers you clear of.
 

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Chimpanzeethat said:
Wow, for those prices...every girl should be delivering on the service level. VBB, do you use Cap 69? With the gelt you're laying down, it'd pay for itself with the first mediocre girl it steers you clear of.
I don't trust Punter or Captain69 anymore ... remember these sites are well known to the Agencies and ladies and are ripe with Shills. Therefore, I am paying them, the agency pay advertising, the agencies shill, the board protects it's own ass. Some of these sites generate their own reviews as well to promote the advertisers ... it's all a game for some but $$$ is always at the core.

Punter is free, there are 2 different sites to do searches on but sometimes you still come up empty. I tend to use this first but even teh SPs tend to change their names and you can't find where they worked before or their older name which sucks as they should use profiles like TER, but even TER has multiple profiles.

Captain69 you pay a fee, but I have a buddy in the UK that is a member and hobbiest so I tend to trust the advise that he gives me and he does the search sometimes.

I will stick to the free sites, including Punter but I will run several Searches beforehand to see what comes up. Always evaluate the reviewer more than the review and hope that several reviews are available.

Of course, there are some women who I have reviewed that have NO REVIEWS whatsoever ... if you can't take the risk then make sure you have no expectations, thats old school.

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